Very late new year special

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by Sleepdeprivedy

by Sleepdeprivedy

Omg I'm so so sorry for being THIS INACTIVE LIKE WTF I'm usually on wattpad like every hour..I'm sorry!! Take this stupid story for ya! Have a good daaayyy~~!

So once, my dad took me and my sister to GYG (Australians you know already) and I ordered a baby G burrito, my sister ordered—god knows what she ordered idfk. Dad ordered a spicy burrito. (Ehem) just so u know, it was at 9pm after a huge roadtrip😃 so, me my sister and my dad sat down in one of the booths, well it's not like anyone was there—BUT THERE WAS but this stupid childhood wattpad story isn't about him so, ya. (If you're reading this sorry stranger) ANYWAY the staff lady. Hmm...let's call her.. "Lexi" so Lexi came over and handed us our food. It was the correct order. (Sorry to those who wanted it wrong) BUUT yeah I ate my burrito really fast. I ordered a second one. I could only eat half—I also ordered a soft serve, and I ate it. I chew my ice cream okay? And I ordered another soft serve..it came. My sister and dad finished eating and thought I could eat my ice cream in the car. But ehem. While we were walking back to the car, I heard a loud fucking noise. It scared the shit out of me, I saw my sister run so I—pfft I dropped my ice cream and sprint to the car...i felt as if my soul left my fucking body. But to realisation it wasn't a moron in a car honking at me saying like they were gonna kill me or anything. It was my dad, burping. SO LOUD IT SOUNDED LIKE A CAR ENGINE. HOW CAN A BURP BE SO LOUD AND SOUND LIKE A CAR ENGINE AT THE SAME TIME?? That night. We laughed so hard. I couldn't breathe. When I went to pick up my soft serve. THE FUCKING PLASTIC CONTAINER CRACKED HOW THE FU—anyway we went in the car and was driving back home when I said. "The ice cream tastes weird." NOW I REALISE HOW THE FUCK DID THE ICE CREAM NOT TASTE WEIRD?? THE CARPARK ROAD WAS MORE CRUSTY THAN THE PLANET MERCERY'S NANS FEET.

I hoped you enjoyed the short ass story. Sorry about me swearing just ignore it if it bothers you, I'm sick rn bc I was playing in the rain. I cant breath out of my nose and I have a headache. Thanks immune system you did a terrible job.