Y/n L/n is what any normal human would consider a normal young man, but in reality without even Y/n knowing himself, he has been chosen by God to rule in Heaven together with her. One night, Y/n was minding his own business when he was captured by a...
(The chapter starts with a shot of KeeKee asleep on the sofa, with Charlie, Y/n, Vaggie and Razzle and Dazzle putting up a banner that reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!")
Charlie: That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!
Vaggie: Um... Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.
Y/n: That might be true, but it's not like he's tried to do anything like that again.
(Y/n chuckles)
Y/n: I mean, he wouldn't dare.
Charlie: Exactly Y/n!
(Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on)
Vaggie: What the hell is that?
Sir Pentious: Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.
Charlie: What? Why?
Sir Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.
(Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons)
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(Pentious runs over to them and Odette holds out a clipboard)
Odette: Sign, please.
(Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes)
Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase.
(Odette and Clara start to walk out of the lobby but as Clara walks past Y/n a necklace around her neck glows red as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine)
Y/n: So you buying weapons from Carmilla?
(As Pentious slithers back, Vaggie realizes what Y/n just said and glares at Pentious)
Vaggie: Carmilla? As in Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?
Sir Pentious: Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell.
