I absolutely love insulting my friends because that is what we do! So... Here are some funny insults!
I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you
I don't exactly HATE you but if you were on fire and I had water I'd drink it.
If I were to slap you it be considered animal abuse
If you really want to know about mistakes ask you parents
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a......... hammer
If your going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ
You're so stupid you tried to wake a sleeping bag
