rebrand

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by kuashabirpurush

by kuashabirpurush

"Where are we going, Arcangelo??"
"Shopping!"
"What. Why??"
"Because you're my homie now."
"Non sequitur."
"You're my homie now, so you gotta look like it!"
"Ehm...what does looking like your homie entail? Please please PLEASE tell me you're not going to make me wear those stupid East Side Gentlemen shorts and sunglasses. Arcangelo, I will kill myself."
"I won't, I swear."
They arrived at Bergdorf's and Arcangelo immediately shoved 3 sets of suits and pants in Kaz's arms, pushing him into fitting room.
"What is this, Arcangelo????"
"Wear the red one!"
Kaz looked through the ensembles he had been given and found a gorgeous red suit with black detailings, petals and flourishes. He actually really liked the piece. He left the fitting room.
"Arcangelo, wow, I actually really-" That was when he say Arcangelo wearing a black suit with the same detailing, just in red. They were wearing some type of couple's outfits. He looked back to see every outfit he had been given had an exact inverse, a yin to its yang, that Arcangelo had in his room.
"What the hell is this???" he exclaimed.
"Homie wear."
The sales clerk interjected with, "Each of these suit pairings are the only one their kind. Only one couple can possess them."
"We're not a couple!" Kaz exclaimed.
"Couple, homie, same thing. Two peas in a pod. It's us against the world, Kazzy."
"I-I don't even know what to say. What is even happening anymore??"
"Accept these gifts, Kaz. The world needs to know that we're homies!"
That's when it clicked for Kaz. "I get it. You're after the fan service, aren't you? That's why you've been kissing up to me since the bachelor board was destroyed. I've seen the comments! I know people, the civilians of Neo Yokio....fantasize about us being together. You think that pretending like this and entertaining their fantasies will just get you more profits! Fuck off, Arcangelo!" Kaz threw the suits into the fitting room and stormed out of Bergdorf's.
"I'm going home, Charles."
"Very good, sir."