Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys by My Chemical Romance
I'm driving to one of the biggest parties of the Summertime in my town. On the radio, plays the Jet-Star and the Kobra Kid/Traffic Report. As I cruise along the road, a S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W flies across the window. I shout, "Look! A scarecrow!" My girlfriend, sitting in the passenger's seat clearly isn't amused. We finally reach the place and step into the party room.
But something isn't right. The music has stopped. An evil presence is near: Vampire Money. He is one of the greatest villains of our time. (Btw his pseudonym is EXTREMELY dumb.) It appears as if Vampire Money has given all of the guests Party Poison. People trudge around the room, saying the words "Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)" repetitively in a Sing like way. With my Bullet Proof Heart, I transform into my childhood superhero trance. "I will Destroya you!" I screech at Vampire Money, charging at him.
"No Gerard!" My girlfriend screams at me, "The Only Hope For Me Is You!"
"Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back!" I shout, heroically.
"Look Alive, Sunshine," She says. "We are The Kids From Yesterday. Snap out of it! You are not the pretend hero that you thought you were 20 years ago!"
I ignore her and shout out my signature phrase, "Planetary (GO!)." I pin down Vampire Money and raise my arm back for a punch at him. I whisper, "Goodnite, Dr. Death," and hit him hard in the face, causing the villain to black out.
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