Ouran's new Teacher

rose color

"Swahili"
(Thoughts)
-English-
Japanese is regular.

My alarm goes off forcing me out of my sleep, after all that chaos that happened yesterday I don't want to go to school.

I thought since I was a teacher I wouldn't have this feeling.

I get up out of bed, my feet hitting the carpet as I walk to the bathroom.
I start to here the pitter patter of paws, turning around I see Shodo one of my great Danes.
Aww hey sho, I pet her on the head and pat my leg for her to follow.
We make it to the bathroom and sho sits while I get ready.

Shodo is our only puppy out of all four dogs so she's really clingy, for some reason she follows me around the most.

"Ready for your walk?" I say as I walk out the bathroom. It's only 5:30 so it the perfect time for a walk. Sho's ears immediately perks up as she starts to jump around franticly. I snap her leash to her collar and in the matter of minutes we're out the door.
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"Ok students for this class we'll be reading a
English book, personality one of my favorites, The boy called it."
"This will help with your reading but will also open you eyes about the world."

"Any helpers today want to pass out the books" I say and surprisingly most of the girls raised their hands. I sweat drop, "ok I pick you" I say pointing at a random girl,
"Thank you for your help" I say smiling handing her a pile of book. She looks away turning red. I look at her confused, "are you ok, your turning red."
I put my hand on her forehead and the rest of the girls start to squeal at the top of their lungs. "I-im ok" she says walking away and handing out the books.
(What was that about?)
The rest of class we only got through a quarter of the book and the girls were already crying and some of the boys were holding in their tears.
"This is where we will leave off. Make sure to leave the books on your desk for the next class" I say as the bell rings.

Everyone leaves except for the stupid blonde and his crow. "Yes suoh?"
"Does this stuff really happen?" he asks holding in tears." Yes it does I shrug, it based on a real story, things like that just happens. Not everything in all rainbows for commoners" I say rolling my eyes, I can speak from experience.
"What dose that mean the crow asks pulling out his black notebook." "None of your business now get to class."

Later that day after make most of my classes cry I picked up some papers , put them in my bag and started walking the the club room, I'm a teacher why do I have to be in a stupid club. I reach the doors of the club room opening them to see all the hosts sitting down with girls. I walk over to the crow and tap him. "Your late he says standing up." "Well I'm a teacher not a student I don't have free time you have."
"That is true" he's say pushing up his glasses. "Well for now you can help haruhi with Serving the guests." I walk over to where shes standing and we start to talk while we make coffee. We walk over to honey and mori's table but before I can get a word out honey jumps up and grabs My leg. Hi mi-chan he yells, hi honey I say patting his head.
(He's way to adorable to be mad at).
Want to eat cake with us, I nod.

(I love to eat, I've been that way since I was little. My family calls me a bottomless pit.)

"Sure Hun" I say with a teethless smile as I sit down. Mori hand me a slice of cake and I take a bite. "This is amazing" I say smiling.

"Wow mi-chan you have a pretty smile" honey say taking a bite of cake. "Thanks Hun I say patting him head again."
"Your just so cute"
"What language are you talking in mi-chan?" he asks. "I just spoke in Swahili, it's a African language." "Cool" he say with sparkling eyes.

"So your from Africa?" two voices say from behind me. "No I was born in New York." "Oooh but you speak Swahili?" they ask in unison. Yup. They both stair at me with puzzled looks.
"I'm not explaining more to y'all,
Go ask kyoya."
"Awww but whyyyyy" they ask sitting on both sides of me. "Because I say so" taking another bite of my cake. One of the twins take my plate and fork and both of the take my hands,moving their faces in closer no more than centimeters away,
" but Its more fun to ask you" they say smirking.
The girls across from us start squealing watching closer, faces turning red.

(So that how you want to play huh)

I pull my hands away from theirs, push them far back, and with a good amount of force pull them both down by their ties closer to me.

Then be good boys and behave, mabey you'll get a awnser. Or would the both of you rather be ignored.

The twins smirks faded fast as their faces turned red.
"Speechless huh"
I look back at the girls and most of them have nose bleeds squealing or passed out for some reason.

I let go of the twins ties and go back to eating my cake with the twins still frozen in place.
Well that was quite a show kyoya says as the rest of the host come over.
"I've never seen Kaoru and Hikaru speechless before" the stupid blonde says laughing.

"It's called giving someone a taste of their own medicine" I say finishing my cake and putting down my plate.

"Hello ladys please forgive me but it's closing time" tamaki say.
After all the girls leave all the host sit down.
"We have a problem" tamaki yells,
micah, (he did not just say my first name), I probably glare at him without noticing because when I looked at him he flinched.
"M-micael need a type and a rose color."

They all start arguing about what color I am and what type suits my personality.
I just cross my legs and sip some coffee, there's no need to join in with the idiots. But as time passes I start to get annoyed of them still talking about me, but the line was crossed when tamaki pointed at me and yelled, "THERE'S NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT HIM BUT THAT HE'S FOREIGN!!!"

And that was the last thread.
I got up, walked over to him and kicked him.... Yes I kicked him.

Tamaki land's on his back on the floor.
I almost hit him but I stopped myself,
"Wana say that again dumb ass."
Tamaki shakes his head franticly clearly in pain,
To be honest seeing him in pain was fun.
I got up and walked to another table and sat down.

The others started talking again as I space out to my own little world just to be brought back by a familiar deep voice.

"Are you ok?" Mori ask with a plain face.
"Yes I'm fine Mori" I say smiling.
He nods, "you should come back to the table"....

"Do I have to?
.......Yes."

I get up and walk back over to the table with the others. And sit down next to Mori, for some reason he's comfy to be around.

"How about the sadistic type" haruhi say looking at me, "is that ok Michael"she asks. That's fine I say shrugging, I don't really care.

"Mi-chan's rose should be black" Honey says sitting next to me.
"Those are good ideas kyoya says nodding."

Tamaki stands up and yells, "Michael you are now the sadist host."

"Suoh keep pointing at me and I will break your hand." Tamaki immediately
Starts to sulk in the corner of the room as the twins start to laugh at him and the rest of the host sweat drop.

"Micha!! It's time to go home.
Hi kaede I say standing up."
She looks around the room spotting tamaki sulking in the corner , "what's up with him?" she asks pointing.

"Oh earlier Michael  threatened to break tamaki's finger" the stupid crow says.

I start to walk away but kaede catches me before I can escape.

"Mic what did I say about your anger issues" she says hitting me on the head.
"I'm sorry but he insulted me".
"That's not the problem, you promised you keep your anger under control."

"Ok ok I'm sorry I say patting her head. Really to go home?"

Yea she says nodding.

"You have your helmet?" I ask.

"Wait, helmet..... Why would you need a helmet" one of the twins ask looking at us.
"Oh yeah y'all don't know do you" kaede says.
"Mic has has a motorcycle that he rides to school on."

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"WHAT?"