Percy Jackson quotes

IDK how many I put on this chapter

"I try very hard to be annoying. Don't insult my ability to annoy." 

"We've all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I'm tragically funny and good-looking." 

Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die." - Rick Riordan, 'The Battle Of The Labyrinth'

 "If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself." - Rick Riordan, 'The Lightning Thief'

"Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing." - Rick Riordan, 'The Lightning Thief'

 "Humans see what they want to see." - Rick Riordan, 'The Lightning Thief'

 "The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus, and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices when they prayed to Zeus to save them." - Rick Riordan, 'The Sea Of Monsters'

"What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War?" - Rick Riordan, 'The Lightning Thief'

 "things just as they are, being a half-blood, but humans will interpret things quite differently. Remarkable, really, the lengths to which humans will go to fit things into their version of reality." - Percy Jackson, 'The Lightning Thief'

 "Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face." - Percy Jackson, 'The Lightning Thief'

 "But it chugs along the way it's supposed to most of the time. Sure, little pieces break off and stuff goes haywire once in a while, but mostly...things happen for a reason." - Percy Jackson, 'The House Of Hades'

 "If you're reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this book right now. Believe what-ever lie your mom or dad told you about your birth, and try to lead a normal life. Being a half-blood is dangerous. It's scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways." - Percy Jackson, 'The Lightning Thief'

 "But suddenly the world turned sideways. I realized I'd been played with. Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades had been set at each other's throats by someone else. The master bolt had been in the backpack, and I'd gotten the backpack from." - Percy Jackson, 'The Lightning Thief'

 "People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, they can't be fixed." - Percy Jackson, 'The Battle Of The Labyrinth'