Windows os funni hehe, anyways, this will probably have horrible writing because why not, anyways watch out for any lore bits hidden in this fanfiction, so yeah, just an AU where oses are alive for some reason, why? we'll never know i guess.
Windows 98: WINDOWS 9555555555555555555555555555555!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Windows 95: what the hell do you want...
Windows 98: shop
Windows 95: what.
Windows 98: SHOP
Windows 95: and you'll buy another pack of 15 knives that are worth $15.00, how great, sis.
Windows 98: WHAT?? NUH UH, WE'LL GO TO A MALL!!!!!!!!
Windows 95: We're not going, and we're not buying another pack of knives to complete your Knife kink collection.
*Windows NT 3.1 Walks into the room*
Windows NT 3.1: Ay What's going on here?
Windows 95: Windows 98 Wants to go shopping....again.
Windows NT 3.1: To buy another pack of knives because she has a weird knife kink?
Windows 98: I DON'T HAVE A KINK, I'M ONLY GOING THERE BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH WINDOWS VISTA!!
Windows 95: Windows- WHAT NOW.
Windows 95 takes Windows NT 3.1 to another room
Windows NT 3.1: What? why did you-
Windows 95: WINDOWS VISTA IS A FREAKING VAMPIRE.
Windows NT 3.1: ....You mean half vampire?
Windows 95: STILL THE SAME, BUT STILL, HER HOUSEHOLD AND HER SISTER IS LITERALLY SO DANGEROUS.
Windows NT 3.1: It's still her friend, lets just let her hang out with her alright? it's not like she's gonna bite her or something.
Windows 95: SHE W I L L.
Windows NT 3.1: And... okay? She's still haven't developed her Maturity since she was 10 or whatever age, We shouldn't ruin her life just because of a vampire friend.
Windows 95: Whatever, let's just go back.
(Windows 95 and NT 3.1 Goes back to the room)
Windows 98: Hey! What took you guys so long?
98 looks at 95 with a sassy angry face
Windows 95: Nevermind, Lets just go, don't forget to take your pills.
Windows 98: Okie dokie!
Windows 98 gave 95 a thumbs up and ran upstairs to her room.
[10 minutes later..........]
NT 3.1: So, are you guys ready?
Windows 95: Ready!
Windows 98: READYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
NT 3.1 Starts the car and started to drive to the Modern-ish Zone, 98 fell asleep while 95 looks at his cellphone texting "someone", i wonder who could that be......
95 Puts his Cellphone back in his bag, they have arrived at the Mansion.
Windows 95: Hey sis, wake up we've arrived now.
Windows 98 wakes up and rubs her eyes and stares at the shiny Mansion, it almost looked like it was made out of diamonds, Windows 8 the Gatekeeper has fallen asleep.
Windows 98: YES! LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!
Windows NT 3.1 Unlocks the Car door, Windows 95 Unfastens His and 98's Seatbelt while 98 opens the car door and 95 comes with her, NT 3.1 Locks the car door.
Windows 98 Came fast running hugging Windows 8 Jumpscaring the hell outta her.
Windows 8: AHHHHHHHHHH- Oh, it's just you 98! You scared me a little bit.
Windows NT 3.1: Little bit? damn girl you scream like a dying crow.
Windows 98 and 95 burst out of laughter
Windows 8: Hey! It's not that funny yknow, Anyways why are you guys here anyways?
Windows 95: Well, Windows 98 wanted to go shopping with Vista and 7, So we're here i guess.
Windows 8: Alright, you can come in.
Windows 8 Opens the gate, Windows 95, 98 and NT 3.1 walked inside the gate and 8 closes the gate and falls asleep...again.
(damn how many times i have said "windows" here???)
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Windows 98 goes shopping for some reason XD
Fanfictionyeah, you heard the cover, Windows 98 goes shopping for some reason. this story would be probably written horribly and might have some lore in it. windows os goes shopping haha finally a non-solarballs fanfic, one more fanfic about that show and i...
