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✂ᴍᴇᴛᴀᴍᴏʀᴘʜᴏꜱɪꜱ

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"Why can't those stupid Jujutsu sorcerers do this themselves...pff" I flicked the substance left behind by the curse onto the ground as I continued on, walking towards the school. As peculiar as it was...I was hired to be some...tutor? a mentor. 

After leaving [Redacted] I was left with my all-knowing knowledge to nothing...until one day...in the pouring rain, as I was running late for my side job...I turned the corner too fast and slipped into the arms of a handsome man who claimed to be the head teacher at this very school...

Nah, some old geezer just felt bad seeing me being yelled at by my boss.

But it's been...roughly around 3 months being at this place. At first, it was all fine. A boy has found himself attached to me quite quickly. But as time went by I realised this place was an open invite for curses to manifest. I tried to refrain from interfering, as I didn't want to be caught by someone waving a katana at "nothing". 

But now here I am the school's "best" tutor and the most delusional, sorry Kaido.

"[Name]-senpai!" And that'd be the boy, Yuuji Itadori. He reminds me of an old friend so I can't really bring myself to dislike him, quite the opposite actually.

"Yuuji...You can drop the honorifics y'know..." I sweatdropped as I slid my blade back and rested it resting at my hip.

The pink-haired boy beamed before grabbing my hand, not dragging me anywhere. I had grown accustomed to this, not bothering to push him away as we walked hand-in-hand, "Nah...Also, are you killing those uhh- what were they called...curses?"

I hadn't bothered hiding anything from him, might as well tell him, not like he's ever going to see these hideous things anyway. I gave a simple nod before we finally got to the school's entrance. "You'd better get to your lessons Yuuji, you know where to find me if anything happens..."

The boy excitedly nods before running off. Never seen anyone that excited to come to school as he has...well, there's one person but she doesn't matter. 

As a "tutor" one would think I would spend my entire day teaching kids who don't understand what they do in class, have a learning disability, or simply do anything related to education. 
No.
Instead, I come in for replacements...

Missing a member for your drama performance? [Name] [Lastname]! A member of the swimming team has an emergency surgery? [Name] [Lastname]! One of the lunch ladies is off ill? [Name] [Lastname]!

Seriously, I should start charging extra every time someone wants me to act as a replacement. And today was a special day...

My favourite show has a new episode! For that reason, I want to head home as soon as possible...however, I'm doing a night shift...well- not really a night shift but just scouting the school after the school closes.

And so, I want to save all my energy, so I'll be trying to avoid everyone that I know will ask something excessive of me.

And I know the perfect place to rest...