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Chapter 1; The beginning

David Tennant (he/she) has always had a special superpower, although he is often ashamed of it and tried to hide it. He had the ability to teleport but,,,,,, at a cost,,,,,,,. He will SHIT himself everything he used his power. One day he felt rather peckish and decided to go to Paris 🇫🇷 for crepes. Little did he know the French 🇫🇷 revolution was happening, being the pampered aristocrat he is he was immediately caught and sent to be beheaded, WHILE having pants full of SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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… Grew up in the French Court
Oui, oui, bonjour 🇫🇷🇫🇷🥖🥖
Life was a chore so (she set sail)
1522 came straight to the UK 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
All the British dudes, lame 👎👎👎
Epic fail

… uwu, I wanna dance and sing
Politics, not my thing
Uwu but then I met the King
And soon my papa said, "You should try and get ahead"

… He wanted me, *sensuous moaning sounds*, obviously
Messaging me like everyday
Couldn't be better, then he sent me a letter and who am I kidding
I was prêt-à-manger

… uwu, sent a reply
Uwu, just saying hi
Uwu, you're a sexy guy
I'll think about it maybe, uwu baby

… Here we go
(You sent him kisses)
I didn't know I would move in with his bitch of a wife
(Biatch Wot?)
Get a life
You're living with his (bitch of a) wife?
Like, what was I meant to do?

… Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some funnnn ;3
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LMAO, say oh well ;-;
Or go to helll >:3
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head ;3

… Three in the bed and the little dicked one said
If you wanna be wed, make up your mind
Her or me, cum
Don't wanna be some
Girl in a threesome
Are you blind or sumthing u dumb piece of stupid fucking horseshit ?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

… uwu, don't be bitter
Uwu, 'cause I'm fitter
Uwu, why hasn't it hit her?
He doesn't want to bang you
You should kys OwO

… Here we go ;w;
Your comic went viral
I didn't really mean it but rumours spiral
Wow Dave, way to make the country hate you :(
Mate, what the fuck was I meant to do????

… Sowwy, not sowwy 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LMAO, say oh well ;-;
Or go to hell
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head

… Tried to elope
But the pope said nope
Our only hope was Henry
He got a promotion
Caused a commotion
Set in motion the S of Ex

… The rules were so outdated
Us two wanted to get x-rated
Soon, ex-communicated
Everybody chill, its totes God's will

… Henry's out every night on the town
Just being a stupid lazy fuckface , like what the FUCK?
If that's how it's gonna be
Maybe I'll have sex with a guy or three
Just to make him jell ;3

… Sophie finds out and he goes mental
He screams and shouts
Like so judgemental
"YOU STUPID FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mate, just shut up >:(
I wouldn't be such a BITCH
If you could get ur boner up cause it's always SOFT like the little BITCH you ARE ever MY DICK is BIGGER I SHOULD BE THE TOP NOT YOU FUCJING BITCH SOPHIE SUCK MY DICK OH WAIT YOU HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!

… Here we gooooo
(girl why tf u say thay stupid ass?)
And now he's going 'round like off with THEIR BALLS
(Nuh uh)

… Yeah, I'm pretty sure he means it
(Seems it :/ )
What was I meant to do?
(What was she meant to do?)
Like what was I meant to do?
(What was she meant to do?)
No, but what was I meant to do?

… Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL, say oh well
Or go to hell (she's going to fucking die)
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what she said
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head

… hehe sorry :3

Concord Theatricals currently licenses the worldwide rights to the original “SIX.” “SIX” is produced on Broadway by Kevin McCollum, Kenny Wax, Wendy and Andy Barnes and George Stiles.