WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING ASSHOLES, I mean these guys are italian maybe they're the italian mafia that stupid fat bearded looking bulldog mexican or cuban businessman.
"Bella casa"
"The fuck are you saying?"
"Mi dispiace di non essere bravo in inglese"
"(What the fuck?) Hey you, you weird ass looking flamboyant weird al yankovic looking italian, what is he saying?"
"He's saying you have a beautiful house, Cagna"
"Why thank you"
"ENOUGH...mr carter i would recommend for you to shut your mouth"
"You might wanna be careful with those... Uhhhh those are pretty dangerous"
"I am Don Michael Bufalino, you know the Bufalino crime family right?"
"No idea"
"You're not seeing us on the news?"
"Look around my house, do you see a single fucking TELEVISION??!"
"DO NOT YELL AT ME YOU IDIOTA!"
"(clears voice) so you're a friend of julio's?"
"Yes, and you must be mr carter?"
"this is a weird conversation, but yes i am"
"very well"
"Ok i-"
"Jesus you scared me, who are you batman or something jesus christ"
"Listen VICTOR my Padre here wants you to kill our president"
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUUUUUUUCK???, THE FUCKING PRESIDENT????, ARE THEY FUCKING CRAZY DO THEY EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY TRYING TO KILL?.. Ok let me calm down (i am still freaking out brother) the god damn president?, i would be dead before even entering the white house and this pizza without pineapple guys even look desperate to kill the president, FUCK VICTOR FUCKING THINK, DO I ACCEPT THE RISKY OFFER OR NOT..... I mean they didn't say what's the pr-
"1.2 Billion if you do mr carter"
FUCK 1.2 Billion??! I would be as rich as Elon Musk if i successfully killed that president, well the president was an asshole anyway.. one time he got caught cheating with his own assistant, after that the wife of the president committed suicide and the president didn't even attend the funeral and he and the assistant are now Husband and Wife... Pretty fucked up story right?... Anyways 1.2 Fucking Billion worth of sweet sweet dreamy American Dollars for the asshole president's head...
"What's the reason anyway? Why do you want to kill the president?"
"Well it's a long story mr carter, well do you know the former wife of the president who committed suicide?"
"Well..... yeah"
"That was my niece Melissa Bufalino"
HOLY SHIT IT ALL INTERCONNECTS SO THE FORMER WIFE OF THE PRESIDENT WHO IS NOW DEAD (wait why am i screaming in my mind? am i schizophrenic?) no i am in a right mind.. Let's continue to think with out 506 IQ brain! So the dead wife of the president was connected to the mafia so the mafia heard about the news of the president cheating and the wife committing suicide, and they probably got pissed and now wants to kill the president.
"You're not gonna include the wife right?"
"We're not animals mr carter and as you can see we look like more elegant than you"
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The Job
ActionA hitman was hired by an italian crime family to kill the president. But after he failed to kill the president the head of the crime family ordered to kill the hitman, and the hitman must find a way to stay alive.
