*i wake up * *its pe day today * we play soccer *skips to the match * *match start * *im gonna show them who is the sigma by making them all pregnant with my toes * *i start dribbling and im right infront of the goal * *i shot* *suddenly a cb blocks it * *my friend picks up the ball from the middle and sends it back* *the gk goes out and does a header to block the ball and it flys * (monolong) whats this tension? The goal is so far and behind me yet i can feel my cells about to bust a nut *i do a baicicle kick and i score * AHHHH RIGHT IN THE WOMB *i make everyone on the filed includes the teacher pregnant and i become superstar *
