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3 - The fucking partay

noah : OH FUCK

izzy : WHAT???

noah : CODY HAD ALMOST GOT RUN IVER BY A CAR

izzy : awh he cares for his bf

noah : he just broke his phone and elon musk is hetting him a new phone

cody : thats my dad dumbass

noah : mb mb

geoff : PARTAY STARTS IN 2 HOURS

cody : wanna play mario kart

noah : dumbass we have to get our asses ready

sierra : OH EM GEE CODYKINS!!! IM GOING TO GOT TO THE PARTY TO FIND YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 💙💙💕💙🖤💜💛💛🖤💗💜💙💗♥️💜💜💜💛💛🖤💜💛💙💛♥️🖤🖤💛🖤🖤🖤💙🖤💜💙♥️💗💗💗💙💗💗

geoff : now now stfu sierra

gwen : omfg me and courtney are sleeping

courtney : nvm we gotta get ready

geoff : dudettes you live right next to me!!

noah : stfu anyways cody wanna comeovet

cody : and gwen put permanent lipstick on me

noah : you really are a " lady " man

cody : STFU

noah : try bitch

izzy : look the two married people are having sex

noah : WHAT

cody : THE

harold : FUCK

justin : YOU

trent : DISGUSTING

ezekiel : WOMAN

izzy : what 🧍‍♀️

eva : alr love no party for u

izzy : fuck you

eva : yeahh no
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codys pov

i had just gotten ready and tried to avoid my dad as good as possible, but somehow, fatass was able to hear the creaks through him watching rugby. he shouted, " hey fag. come here, " i gulped, cause it wasnt his happy voice.

"Now where do you think your going bitch?"
"..."
"I asked a fucking simple question! answer it!" he shouted as he threw his beer bottle at the door
"im going to a party, sir."
"go leave with your twinky boyfriend or whatever."
i left the house, kind of relieved he didn't actually slap me, i sat at my porch, waiting for noah, you know i kind of liked him, and heath was the first one i told, she was becoming my step-sister. i wonder how her mom was able to see him so called "nice" i sighed. his slow-ass finally arrived, he opened his window and said, " get in gap. " i walked over and said, " your so slow that i even saw a fucking turtle pass by you bitch. " he sighed, his eyes were so brown.
" THATS A FUCKING TORTOISE DUMBASS"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP"
"your staring shortass."
"sorry twink"
" oh my fucking god were your eyes always blue like that?" he winced.

i shrugged it off, i didn't't really like it. i missed carson and cole, although i think i remeber cole saying he was going to college this week. so its just me and carson, for now. carson is still at mom's i still cant believe a car ran her over straight up. noah hit my head.
" OW YOU FUCKER!"
"well im sorry your deaf-ass couldn't hear me talking"
"bitch"
"wussy"
"AGHH SHUT THE FUCK UPP"
"no bitch"
"i fucking hate you"
"i know you don't your ass would be staring at me for atleast 2 hours and say i love you once by accident"
"god fucking dammit"
"L bozo"
"hehe"
"WHAT THE FUKC- IZZY?"
"FUCK THEY FOUND ME OUT, so uhm uh hi lol"
"She just broke your fucking window and ran."
"uhm so"
"Suck mu dick bitch"
"gladly"
"WHAT??"
"ITS SARCASM CODY"
"WELL IM SORRY IM NOT GOOD WITH SARCASM SHIT NOAH???"
"UGHH"
"I FUCKING HATE YOU IM PLAYING SUPER BEAR ADVENTURE WORLD NOW PUSSY"
"I DONT SUCK PUSSY BITCH"
"I MEAN DICK WAD"
"oh my fucking god we're here"
"oh"

we- well, i ding donged the ding-dong thingy and then duncan answered it. he let us in suprisingly without slamming the door in our face, we saw owen, izzy, eva, geoff, bridgette, and duncan. owen was at the food thingy or whatevery, izzy and eva were at the pool, geoff and brifge were making mire food, while duncan was watching big mouth, well number one ew. we then went to go take some shots over at the food table, everyone onr pf us was there, except dj, he's too scared to come so he just made food and left, izzy screamed, "BITCHES LETS PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!" we all sat in a circle with gwen and courtney beside me and gwenny beside me. noah was across me. izzy, "cody truth or dare" i replied, " im no pussy dare!" noah sighed, he handbutted his hand on his forehead. izzy said, " KISS NOAH FOR 1 MINUTE!" i shouted, "WHAT THE FUCK IZZY WERE JUST FRIENDS??" izzy, " a dare is a dare bitch" i crawled over to noah, while he took my cheeks and i guess we kissed for one minute? izzy started cheering while leshawna was,
" calm down white gurl, i bet you 100 bucks that short stuff will confess at the concert. "
izzy said, " bet! i bet you noah will confess today!"
leshawna replied, " noahs a wuss no way. "
noah said, " WHAT?"
leshawna replied, "YOU ARE A WUSS? " he replied, " SO COMING OUT TO MY PARENTS AS PAN MEANS IM A WUSS? "
i butted in saying, " SHUT THE FUCK UP IT TOOK YOU 3 YEARS TO CONFESS BITCH " noah said " oh yeah "
we then went over to play mario kart over in one of geoffs room. the others would do karoake and noah actually invited me into it. turns out i had to sing " whats your eta " by new jeans and the girls put makeup all over my face and made me wear a dress, haha noah was so nice because he kept laughing his asshole off. then izzy forced me and noah to sing tv girl so shes really bitchy 😡 but then turns out noah was starting to get really bored then went upstaurs, we saw a car drive into the drivethrough andi followed noah to the roof. ( very queit )
" hey bitch "
" stfu you whore remember when you striped naked at one of geoffs party "
" i was drunk ok?! "
" L bozo "
" is that icebreaker "
" yeah izzy lended it to me so i wanna see if i actually like it? "
" good luck lil bro.. "
" OH MY FUCK I DINT LIKE THIS "
" what "
" WHYD THEY GET STRAIGHT TO IT " ( i never read ice breaker )
" I DONT KNOW "
" OH MY FUCK "
" hey wanna kiss "
" sure i guess why not it cant be THAT bad. "
his lips felt like the moon but made it even and i think i put colored chapstick pr somethobg??
" damn its that easy? "
" no dumbass
" so uhm uhh yknow how you let izzy babysit lucky the ither day?? "
" yess?? "
"she ate the dog. "
" ... "

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aurhors nit very unactive because my other hamster got run over by a car and ugm so yeahh uhh daily update gor you so yeah i hope you all enjoy the rest of your day and theres atleast 1110 worda codythetwink