i woke up in distress. my hair was shaven off. i felt the layers of my luscious surrounding me making me itchy. i screamed to my maids.
"OFF WITH YOUR HEADS!" i picked up my sword that my great great great grandfather gave me. he told me he killed the most powerful dragon named Wilbert. it was said if you killed this dragon, you will have unlimited wealth and bitches of any gender. so my great great great grandfather killed Wilbert and had over 100 mistress and paramour. its whatever because they all got assassinated by my great great great grandmother who got jealous. anyways i cut off my maids head. they couldn't serve me well. i'm bald for fuck sake.
"Bethany!" my mother shouted happily. "you're getting married to the next head king!"
"but im bald mother! my head is so shiny i killed all the maids with my head!" i yelled at her as i threw away my sword towards the window. hearing some poor innocent butler scream in horror as it falls on his head. im okay, he shouts. he was actually a bird.
