Bemused Delirium: & The Quelling of Murmurs

Bemused Delirium

Copyright © 2024 by Greg Stanina

This book is a work of fiction. All characters, events, dialogue, & situations in this book are fictitious, & any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. All rights reserved.

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WARNING:

Only meant to be absorbed five pages at a time, or until your head hurts gloriously & your mind grapes are stomped into a vintage red wine.

Read it, dog ear it, highlight it & rave.

So I go insane

Like I always do

In the annals of unexplained phenomena lies the rarely discussed & as yet to be proven twin brain. What constitutes a twin brain? Falling in the cracks somewhere between a soulmate & a twin flame, a twin brain is when two seemingly separate neuron clusters, belonging to two distinctly different individuals seemingly operate on the same wavelength. Not telepathically per se, at least not in the definitive sense, though the finishing of each other's sentences is all but commonplace, but in the aberrant fusion of one giant superbrain, capable of driving the world stark raving mad with a non-stop barrage of puns, inside jokes, quirky catchphrases, made-up words with spurious definitions & shared trivial knowledge in all things useless.

12/22/23

18:47:59

Def-Con 4

i am the view I am the table

0.25 mm champagne bubbles/berbujas

& a steak through the heart [of the matter]

unedited speech to text:

great job, might as well go to HomeGoods now, how long does steaks? Five pack of big expensive steaks we never bought before & I didn't realize it is a huge compliment of people that you like / wow true / so anyway know how to cook it, we just didn't cook it before. How hungry is she? hungry, so I mean judge my mess judge all that furniture in my dining room table I swear to God there's one there, i'm curious & i wanna have this conversation, what is on the table, i'm very i wanna die & that bottle of champagne now to tell you what's on the table is storage I throw my backpack on there purse mail, keys garage door opener not my fault throw the mail on there but that's just mail & stuff & I mean I'm texting all of us

stung by the spelling bee runner up / the hospital orderly blink (182) & you'll miss him / does the reverse & circle back & stocks (& bonds/james bonds) up on Ramen noodles & one (1) black pleather couch [HomeGoods]

snuggle / platonic

01/03/23

11:02:32

Def-Con 4

no weirdness, just fax

very disciplined, worked yesterday 12pm to 10pm gross (grody to the max) / true / 4pm [borrasco] came over to help me (we can always count on the senor for ayuda) / very true / meant to text (i would have let it (uncle) fester) but was too busy being a mature adult (disciplined) [video, or it didn't happen] / also very true / doing work on a holiday aka trying to stay focused (not in your vocab) / true / which is incredibly hard. that reminds me I have a TW pick up order that has been sitting (uncle fester) there for two days, haven't kept Senor waiting, but remember he was out of stock (& bonds/james bonds), errr I mean town, out of town, wonder if he is back in town yet??? squirrel - i'm going to go check ... okay hes back (in black? in the saddle? to school? to the future?) / in the idgeFray for aterLay. i have five other worthy competitors of senors sitting at TW waiting for their audition, also the Marques de Caceres is in my office awaiting an aperpay oweltay + eezerfray.