Jumper Jude and meg not griffin are the hosts of the show.
The first audition comes up.
Ratchet Raymond shows up
Ratchet Raymond: Oh boy have i been wanting to audition for this show!
Jumper Jude: No go away
Meg not griffin: i wanna hear his audition!
Jumper Jude: Fine.
Ratchet Raymond: Okay ummm so basically umm
Jumbo Jayden: Hurry up im sweating my pits off!
Ratchet Raymond: Saury
Suddenly the sound of vomiting comes out of nowhere.
Dolly Daphne: Sorry that was my ringtone!
Jumper Jude: Better be.
Meg not griffin throws her croc at dolly Daphne.
Dolly Daphne: Ooouuuu Girl you so obsessed!
Meg not griffin: okay..
Ratchet Raymond: Okay so i am gay-
Jumper Jude: LEAVE!
Ratchet Raymond gasps
Meg not griffin: no let him stay we need him for good ratings
Ratchet Raymond: Slay!
Jumper Jude: Fine you're in but SHUT UP!
Ratchet Raymond: HOT DOG YAY IM SO EXCITED
Meg not griffin: Next!
Jumbo Jayden: Hi i am Jayden Jolie
Jumper Jude: no you're jumbo jayden
Jumbo Jayden: ugh fine fatty!
Meg not griffin throws her other croc at jayden.
Meg not griffin: take it or leave it!
Jumbo Jayden: ugh whatever fatties
Meg not griffin: Next!
Dolly Daphne shows up with vomit on her chin and a sweaty cooch and her sweater is kinda bloody
Jumper jude and meg not griffin begin laughing at daphne
Dolly Daphne: ummm im dolly daphne i like suicidal people and sucking dick and malli and i like to think i need to be locked away in a hospital for the rest of my life.
Meg not griffin: okay..
Jumper jude: why is there blood on your clothes
Dolly Daphne: i get my period a lot sorry.
Meg not griffin: and why do you have four suitcases?
Suddenly one of the suitcases start meowing
Dolly Daphne: Ignore that!
Jumper Jude: you're in i guess..
Dolly Daphne: thanks i-
Meg not griffin: just SHUT UP and count your calories fatty whale large obtuse obese mess of a girl
Dolly daphne accidentally vomits on the floor
Dolly Daphne: I gotta go!
Meg not griffin: Next!
Evanescence evan comes up.
Jumper Jude: you're too young for this show. LEAVE!
Evanescence Evan:um actually im growing a beard and i jerked off in the car so im pretty grown
Meg not griffin: you're in.
Jumper jude: i hope you packed deodorant
meg not griffin: NEXT!
Pedo Parker: ELLO MATE!
Meg not griffin: what the fuck is that a mole rat
Jumper jude: You're not in get out.
Pedo Parker: But i flew out here from scootland! I even brought souvenirs i brought so much they were falling out of the trollie mate!
Jumper jude: you can leave the souvenirs and GET OUT!
Pedo Parker: americans...
Meg not griffin: NEXT!
Christmas Eve: Hi.
Meg not griffin: GIRLLLL EVE WHAT CHU DOING ON THIS SHOW GIRLLLL
Christmas Eve: GIRLLL YOU KNOW I HAD TO COME ON THIS SHOW I MISSED THE GODFATHER TO AUDITION
Meg not griffin: GIRLL HERES YOUR TICKET NEXT!
GLG: WASSUP BRO IM GLG REAL NAME GIA!
Meg not griffin: Giant Gia..
GLG begins licking her lips looking at meg not griffin
Jumper Jude: You're in..
The end of chapter one.
