5 hours later and everyone is sleeping while Ratchet Raymond is in a food coma (fatass) as everyone else is asleep GLG is using her dildo and suddenly gets off of the top bunk and goes to meg not griffins bed.
6 hours later and its 12pm and meg not griffin wakes up with no pants, sweaty and a wet cooch.
Meg not griffin: what the hell?
Jumper Jude: what is it?
Meg not griffin: nothing..
Meg not griffin walks to the bathroom and sees Dolly Daphne puking at the toilet.
Dolly Daphne: Just a minute i need to pull out my phone and send this to ki.
Meg not griffin: Yeah no..
meg not griffin drags dolly daphne by her few pieces of her hair
Jumbo Jayden: Leave her alone fatty shes just a girl!
Jumper Jude: You're a man stop acting like you're not one.
Meg not griffin: YOU'RE A SIR!! KNOW YOUR PLACE!!
Jumbo Jayden: ugh whatever fatties cmon Dolly Daphne!
Dolly Daphne runs on her tippy toes and goes into the kitchen with Jumbo Jayden
Meg not griffin: she didn't even flush her vomit.
5 minutes later and Evanescence Evan is cooking pancakes.
Jumbo Jayden: why do these pancakes taste kinda salty fatty.
Evanescence Evan: Uhhh Ummm i put salt in them!
Dolly Daphne: Salt makes you fat so i refuse to eat those
Christmas Eve: Girlll.
Ratchet Raymond devours the pancakes and licks the plate.
Jumbo Jayden: Ew fatty!
Evanescence Evan snorts and continues stirring the pancake mix with his snot and drool going inside of the mix.
GLG: Hey dudes! Why does christmas eve have her own breakfast
Christmas Eve: Girlll because i deserve it
Evanescence Evan: (snorts) well um.. you should throw it out
Christmas Eve: Girl no
Meg not griffin: GIRLLL I GOTCHU A NEW DVD PLAYER IN YOUR SPECIAL ROOM YOU COULD GO EAT IN THERE
Christmas Eve: OOOOOH THANKS GIRL!
Christmas Eve runs to her room.
GLG: Hey dude! Ermmm theres a couple white spots in my pancakes.
Jumbo Jayden: Oh Em Gee me too fatty!
Evanescence Evan: Ermm ignore that!
Jumbo Jayden notices that Evanescence Evan pulls up his pants.
Jumbo Jayden: EWW!!
Dolly Daphne: good thing i didnt eat.
GLG: Dude were you jerking off in the pancake mix!?
Ratchet Raymond: Ooooh... i need me some more of those pancakes!
Jumper Jude: Evanescence Evan.. you're out of the house!
Ratchet Raymond: NOOOOOOO!
Dolly Daphne: Ugh good he made me so uncomfortable!
Jumper Jude: You know what?
Dolly Daphne: What?
Jumper Jude: Hes staying!
Ratchet Raymond: YESSS EVANESCENCE EVAN DRUG MY PANCAKES AND RAPE ME!
GLG: Dude thats offensive.
Evanescence Evan begins getting a disgusted look on his face.
Jumbo Jayden: Cmon Dolly Daphne lets go and leave these fatties!
Meg not griffin: Um where are you guys going?
Dolly Daphne: To the mall.. Duh!
Jumbo Jayden: "hashtag" girlhood!
Jumper Jude: Yeah no..
Meg not griffin: Jumbo Jayden when will you learn YOU ARE A MAN!
Jumper Jude: You may stay in the house.
Jumbo Jayden: Ugh whatever fatty!
6 hours later and everyone is minding their business and as meg not griffin is checking on everyone she sees Dolly Daphne set up curtains around her bed blocking everyone from seeing her.
Meg not griffin: take that down NOW!
Dolly Daphne: umm give me a minute!
Suddenly meowing comes from daphnes bed.
Dolly Daphne: shhh loki!
Meg not griffin takes down Dolly Daphnes curtains and sees that her cat loki is eating from a bowl full of vomit.
Meg Not griffin: WHAT THE FUCK!
Dolly Daphne: sorry.. i didn't have any cat food with me so i had to improvise.
Meg not griffin: you're out of the house.
Dolly Daphne: WHAT!?
Jumbo Jayden: No fatty let her stay!
Meg not griffin: You know wha-
Suddenly the someone is knocking from the front door. Jumper Jude opens it and sees Daeslesxic with two police officers.
Daeslesxic: There he is!
Police officer 1: you are under the arrest for the assault of Daela Lanay Shaniqua.
Daeslesxic: Yeah thats right!
Jumper Jude begins fighting one officer and meg not griffin beats up the other.
Christmas Eve: GIRLLL BEAT HIM UP!
Suddenly officer two pulls out his gun and shoots but he accidentally misses and shoots Jumbo Jayden in the head.
Dolly Daphne: NOOOOO!
The end of chapter three.
