𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗥𝗘,, 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸

004

A/n: well.. its been a hot minute 😋 im no longer doing those pics bc damn im getting lazier 💀🙏

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"ding dong ding dong!" ego's voice echoed through the speakers "err.. we've finished compiling the data from the past three days' stamina tests." another voice rang out through the speaker, "please return to your rooms, we will present the new rankings."

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"isagi!!" igaguri's obnoxiously loud voice rang out in the air "look! I've gone up from #300 to #275 now!" isagi glanced at his own arm, showing his number, #274. just as isagi was about to continue his conversation with igaguri, the tv in their room opened, showing ego's face. you sighed in annoyance, clearly not wanting to see his big ass head. 'i swear this man looks like vector..'

"nice work, everyone. enjoying life in blue lock?" ego continued, "you lumps of talent."

raichi's angered shout rang through the room, piercing the poor ears of those around him. "are you kidding me?! can we really get good at soccer in this shitty place?!"

"the reason it's shitty here is because you're all so shitty at soccer, idiot." ego replied, dumbfounded.

deciding to ignore raichi's ignorant remarks, he continued "allow me to say a little about blue lock. this faculty is composed of five (5) wings. teams b through z, twenty-five (25) in all, are split into groups of five, and are living together in each wing. by the way, since one person was kicked out of each room during tag... there are currently two hundred seventy-five (275) of you in blue lock."

meanwhile, you stared igaguri down, (not so) patiently waiting for the realization to kick in.

"wait.. huh?..." you smirked, finally getting to the reaction you were oh so looking forward to. "so even though i went from three hundred (300) to two hundred and seventy-five (275)... i'm still at the bottom..?" igaguri almost burst into tears at the truth, not wanting to accept he was still at the bottom. "that was some short-lived joy.."

unable to hold back the laughter, you burst into fits of giggles, mocking igaguri as he frantically tried to get you to stop. "pfttt!! hahaah! im so sorry igaguri!!" you cackled. "hey! shut up!" his face practically turned red from the sheer embarrassment he was feeling at the moment.

"your split into teams in order of rank," ego continued, ignoring your fit of laughter as you pointed a finger at igaguri, wiping away your tears of laughter. "ranks one (1) through eleven (11) are team b, twelve (12) through twenty-two (22) are team c... so you get it, right? your team z, is in the lowest ranked of the five (5) wings.. wing 5. additionally, your team is made of the bottom tier in this wing, numbers 265 to 275."

you only watched in amusement as a mini argument broke out between kunigami and raichi as kuon desperately tried to stop them.

just as ego started talking yet again, you sighed in annoyance, glaring at ego's shiny bowlcut through the tv. 'does this man ever stop talking? i swear it's been like 10 minutes or something already..' ego stared at the participants inside the room, continuing his boring speech. "those in the upper ranks are enjoying good food and training in the top wing.." 'i really dont give a fuck, rip off vector from temu...' you thought with a deadpan expression, clearly no signs showing that you gave a single fuck about the 'specially treated ones' in the higher ups. 'favoritism at it's finest.' you inwardly accused ego for choosing favorites.

"whoever is best at soccer here is king." yet again you let out another sigh of annoyance, clearly discomforted about the usage of his words. 'king? what about queens. no respect..' "if you want a nice life, then win and boost yourselves." 'or marry some rich dude and live a luxurious life. preferably sae itoshi.. or some good looking guy, not some old rich dude.'

"now then.. let's begin" ego finalized his speech, "blue lock's first selection."

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A/n: ik yall like, idk maybe or maybe not were excited for an update cause i just ghosted yall for a couple months but sorry for the short, unentertaining, and boring chap ill make the next one better i swear🙏

anyways its like 1am rn so 🤡