A beautiful cow named Pepita is in for the most crazy moment of her life.....
On a Saturday morning on her home planet, Pepita goes to visit her boy-cow-friend named Schmebulock. Schmebulock was always a buttface to her though, she wanted to drop that cow, but he had a car. As she walked to his house, she noticed a very sexy cow named Tyrone. She goes over to him and greets him with,"Hey there! Moo!" and he returns the greet. Her heart is beating so fast that Santa Clause bought a clock! Unfortunately, Schmebulock was also on his way to see her, and he wasn't happy when he saw her talking to Tyrone. "Pepita you fucking cow slut!" he screamed at her. Pepita was a clever cow, so she put a fake mustache on and said "Bitch who is you? My name is Murphy. Alan Murphy, to be precise." Schmebulock was the most gullable cow anycow could ever meet, so he believed it.
The next day, Schmebulock was still looking for Pepita, but she remained undercover with Tyrone. Tyrone knew about Pepita's boy-cow-friend and how she was undercover, but he had her back because the two cows fell in love! Schmebulock was pissed at this point, he hasn't found his girl-cow-friend and he wasn't going to stop until he found her. As days passed, he called the potato army because he never found his Pepita, even though she's been in front of him all along. That cow had no luck with the potatoes because he ate them, and then he later found a wheel.This was a magical wheel that could eat the entire cow race!
Although he only thought it was a wheel. Of course that bastard eventually found out it was evil, I mean come on, that little shit could destroy the planet! He asked the wheel where Pepita was, but it only showed "Alan" and Tyrone. He then noticed that the mustache was a fake! "Pepita I'M GOING TO SUE YOU!" He snapped his fingers in Z-formation and created and evil lamp and an evil bottle of hand sanitizer. He figured that Pepita always used those two objects the most, so he went to her stable and replaced her lamp and hand sanitizer with the other one. Pepita wasn't stupid, she was on the toilet the whole time and heard him break in. She then ran out and she tackled him, but she forgot to flush so the house was stanky!
Pepita still had a shitload of poop waiting to exit her butthole, so she let that crap out all over Schmebulock and he was covered in turd. He squirted the hand sanitizer all over her, and she began to turn into a flower pot! Before she turned into a flower pot, she grabbed her friend named Jakeem. Jakeem smiled at Schmebulock and his teeth were so bright that Schmebulock ate a sammich. Tyrone ran inside and gave "Alan" her mustache and they banged.Schmebulock flew away into a pigs nose and rode off to Atlantis because bananas are bad at rapping.
Oh how I loved those whales.....
