【Trophy POV】;;🏆
'CHEESY, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU.'
Comedy Nerd:'1M GO1NG!! Oj stopped to talk to me about a show he wanted me to put on, SORRYYY TROPHHH!'
'Fine, just make sure nobody catches you with the bag of uhm, you know. Get the fuck over here, doors unlocked.' I texted back.
"I know, Troph!" He said as he opened the door with his satchel across his shoulder. The idiot better have the weed, i knew he would bring some of his Jack Stauber vinyls so I had set up the recorder he brought over when we hung out.
"Took you fucking long enough. Do you think OJ smelled anything off you? Or did he just ask questions about that show you got?"
"Yeah! Got me a show on uhhh I think he said around the 15th or the 17th of next month!"
"i'll be there to heckle you, i suppose." I Chuckled at his "offended" face.
"hmph! I'll fuck up your blunt, watch it.." He said jokingly, giggling after he said it. He locked the door behind him and started walking towards me so I got up and went to sit on the floor. I saw him pull out his records like i had predicted, then the bag of weed and roller and all that.
"Here, I'm going to- oh! You already set it up! Thank youu!" He said to me as i saw him go to the recorder. His stupid smile ls gorgeous. I better stop with these thoughts before I say anything about my feelings towards him while we get high. Fuck.
【Cheesy POV!】;;🧀
I'm so glad he set up the recorder beforehand!! I tossed my satchel on trophy's bed as I went to go put my vinyl on. He hasn't heckled at my shows in a while, or my jokes in general. He seemed to.. like them, he would giggle from time to time! What am I worried about, i'm being ridiculous.
"Alright music's done! You sure tissues won't be here all night?" I asked to make sure
"Hm? Oh yeah, he's staying at yin-yangs. Or some shit like that." He replied confirming tissues absence.
"Okay! Thanks!" I say going to sit down with him.
【No POV + Time skip】;;🏆🧀
The two sat down together on the floor as 'peppermint' played in the background, their eyes red, giggles being passed around as if they were playing a game of catch. Jokes being emitted from both Cheesy and Trophy.
"Haha! Hey, cheeseball. I'm seeing noothing but colors. I think they're telling me something man."
"Oh yeah like wh-haha-what? 'ay trophy, you may brie gay!' hahaha!" He said going to slap his knee.
"Yeah, Dude. I dunno but before thiss. i was just. i wanted to kiss you, man. By the way I doubt I would be able to heckle at your shows anymore. Anytime I see you I just, oh god." He said, blushing as he continued.
"Do you want to kiss me right now?"
"Cheesy. I'm. I'm not thinking the best right now but fuck yes."
And with that, the two of them got close to each other, 'Doctor' now playing as they locked lips. Cheesy's hands on Trophy's cheeks, and Trophy's hands on cheesy's waist.
"So..?" Cheesy said, blushing while he looked up at him after letting go of their "I- oh- I feel red. Cheesy, Am I red.."
"I kinda want to kiss you again." Cheesy said to him and with that trophy pulled him back into a kiss when he said that, one hand on cheesy's waist and the other in his curls.
【OJ POV】;;🍊
"god fucking damn it..if he doesn't open this door now, i'm kicking him out."
I had gotten a complaint that a smell and noise was coming from Trophy and Tissues room, I know it's definitely not tissues, strong smells affect his "Condishawn". So it was trophy, I heard music from his room but it was cheesy's music.. what the hell were those idiots doing.
it had been about two damn minutes, fuck it, I have the key. "TROPHY GOD DAMN- it.."
【No POV】;;🧀🏆
OJ had walked into a high Cheesy and Trophy making out, smoke filled the room, he was surprised the smoke alarms hadn't gone off. OJ walked away of the scene locking the door once more, not wanting to see anything more and went to see paper(fag).
【Another fkn time skip RLLY?? Fine wtvs】
After they had 'sobered' up they had realized how red they were.
"Trophy..?"
Trophy, trying to not die from a heart attack, didn't hear him.
"trophyy?"
"Sorry, cheesy. I'm trying not to die right now." Trophy replied to him
"Hey, its fine if you don't want to like, see me or be my friend anymore after toni-"
"Shut up. Don't you dare say that. Cheesy, I don't know what you want us to be but. I don't want you thinking that I don't want to be with you. If anything i..i want to be more to you.." The jock said to the comedian that was trying not to cry at his words.
"o-oh.. well. Would it be cheddar if i asked you to.. briemy..boyfriend?"
Trophy, though he has a tough jock persona, is himself a dork and hopeless romantic and replied with a kiss. "Does that answer your question, cheese puff?"
"Mhm!" Cheesy replied as he blushed, the two of them looking like tomatoes.
They got up from the floor, cheesy went to turn off the music and to put the vinyl back in its sleeve and trophy fixing the bed.
"Hey, trophy, can I stay and sleep with you..? I know tissues won't be here all night and y'knowww." He said while he went to get his satchel and put the vinyls in there, then went to clear the smell from the room.
"Of course you can sleep in here you dunce. If anything sleep in my bed, I don't mind sleeping on the floor." He replied to him as he fixed the bed for cheesy now.
"Oh no no, not like that. I sorta wanted to sleep with you. On the same bed?" He said nervously since he had finished cleaning and making the place smell normal again.
"You sure, cheesy? I don't want you getting uncomfortable or anything."
"I'm sure! It would be grate if I woke up with you by my side!" He said giggling at his own joke, smiling when he heard trophy giggle as well.
"alright then, c'mon." He said smiling at Cheesy's ridiculous pun, seeing him turn off the lights, and get to bed, trophy following after him.
"Goodnight Trophy!"
"Goodnight Cheesy. I love you."
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