Tycer: Hey guys, let's mess with Friend!
Jax: Hey, Friend, your dad so fat-
Friend: 'My dad committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Bolivian prison'
Dr.L: Well, uh- your mom-
Friend: 'My mother left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets'
Ava: The fuck-
Tycer: Well then...
Luna: Stop, Tycer!
Tycer: Your grandparents so-
Friend: 'My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted'
Friend: 'You cannot best me, mortals'
