Helping Angel Dust and 🎵I'm only trying to help🎶

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[The episode opens with Angel Dust waking up in a dimly lit room, tied up to a chair. He tries to budge free but fails. His captor paces around him.]

Captor: Finally awake, Angel Dust.

[Angel glowers but eventually regains his confident smile.]

Angel Dust: Yeah, and what's it to ya?

[Captor holds a knife against Angel's face.]

Captor: I want you to tell me where your boss stashes his vault.

Angel Dust: [laughs unbothered] It's hilarious you think I'd tell you anything.

[The captor grabs Angel off the ground by the neck.]

Captor: Fine! I guess I'll just have to (Censored) the information out of ya.

Angel Dust: [Stares defiantly.] Do your worst. [Then breaks into a seductive smile.] Daddy~

[The captor rips his shirt open and engages in sexual intercourse with Angel, revealing this is a (Censored) film played on the hotel's TV.]

Angel Dust (onscreen): Oh, yeah, baby~

[Cuts to Zion sitting next to Angel dust and is creeped out along with Sir Pentious and Charlie watching creeped out, Vaggie who's annoyed and Niffty rather interested.] Angel Dust: You know, this performance won me a Sex-x-xi award.

Charlie: It's, uh... Very... Honest?... Oh. [Charlie turns away, nauseous and tries to shield her eyes with her right hand.]

Vaggie: Ew.

[Charlie peeks from her fingers back at the TV screen before turning her head away to avoid watching with her hand covering her mouth this time.]

Angel Dust (onscreen): Oh, harder, daddy~

Vaggie: Okay! Enough of that.

[Vaggie tries to help Charlie by covering the side of her face with her own hand so she doesn't have to see the TV screen. She turns her head to Angel Dust with a disapproving and unamused stare.]

Vaggie: Angel, what the (Censored)???

Angel Dust: What? You said was show-and-tell day. I'm showin' you my best film, and I'm tellin you that it scored me a win over that (Censored), Tiffany Tit(Censored).

Zion: That's her name???

[Husk is seen cleaning and wiping a wine glass.]

Husk: Ya know, not a very convincing interrogation scene.

Angel Dust: [laughs pissed off] Alright, (Censored)head. What makes you think you have any right to insult my work to my (Censored)' face???

Husk: You really gonna sit there and act like these scripts ain't hot garbage???

Zion: He's got a point.

Angel Dust: (Censored) you, both. This is classy art!!!!!!

Zion: Classy not being the word I would use.

Angel Dust (onscreen): OH! (Censored)!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Co-star slaps Angel's butt and bites it. Sir Pentious and Zion covered their eyes when they see while Niffty lies on her stomach on the table with smile, kicking her legs back and forth as she continues watching.]

Husk: That's bull(Censored). You get drunk and (Censored) about them all the time. Everyone likes to (Censored) to the bartender. I know everything about you and these mother(Censored) at this point.

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