badboy is probably gay

3. you mother fuck

We had entered the house to be  met by hot sweaty teens and a few young adults grinding against each other with cups in hands.

Funnily the cups all are different

"Come on let's greet the host" shouted eva right into my ears but even that sound like a mere whispered.

Sure like I didn't wanna do anything different, please note the sarcasm

We move thought the grinding crowd a few girls made a pass at me. I would had been lit but I'm actually at a party I didn't want to go to so I mostly act like a dick and pass them. Not like I could hear them if any ways.

A few guys who tried to make a pass at eva but it's almost funny they got no balls to do so or maybe because I was walking beside pissed as fuck they tried nothing.

Good ,this bitch would had chewed you up and spit you out in dog shit.

After trying to navigate though the crowd and I'm ain't even kidding SIX WHOLE FUCKING MINUTES we finally see tweedle dum and tweedle dummer.

Not genius need to know who is dummer.

"Hey yo you made it"  scream shout Issac with a red cup in his and and dummer with a cigarette between his lips

"Who's your friend" ask Issac he might be dummer

" is Noah" said eva rolling her eyes

Isaac who was taking a drink of whatever in his cup did a spit take even ace looked shocked almost dropping his  cigarette. Almost

I didn't too blame them what ever voodoo eva work and whole night of trying and taking off outfits with her and my mom as judge after we, mostly them, settled on me in a black button up long sleeves shirt and a black pants then eva push and styled my hair more times than I ever care to admit, willingly.

Other than that I look the same unless she really did voodoo on me

"Well Christ on a stick you look different it's not bad different . I guess people really do look different outside of school. " said Issac quickly trying to recover

"I know all my hard work and sprinkle of magic payed off" said eva looking proud like I was her child

Sprinkle of what now

"Any ways you want a drink " ask Issac

"Sure" I said

Ace looked at me like I have grown two head

"What you think your the only one who drink here"

"Ok listen to me and listen to me closely
The red cups are single and want to mingle.  Blue cups are taken . Green means fuck off and yellow means I only want to party . Keep your cups close to your self and just enjoy the party" said Issac in a very seriously tone

I grabbed a green cup and eva grabbed a yellow I grabbed the vodka mixed with some coconut rum and some strawberry juice mixed together eva tried to get some alcohol but I stopped her handing her the oj

"What the fuck Noah "

"One of us has to drive" that was the only excuse I could had came up with but in truth I don't want this to end up like some wacky wattpad story were she get drugged the end up in some mansion with some vampire who are rich and eventually fall in love with her then she gets pregnant then a vampire war happens were she is kidnapped as a sacrifice cause she will give birth to the future vampire king.

She .will. not .drink .
Not over my dead body

"Fine" she whined  taking the oj pouring it in her cup.

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It's been a while I'm here at the party I down my 7th 11th fuck I don't know the party was now lit.

I was getting a lap dance from a random girl.

How did I get there

Fuck if I known

Did I regret it

Nope

She got big tits
Hehehe tits

"Noah you wanna do something fun" big tits ask

"As in"

"You can ride me"

The I imagine me riding her big tits on her fours and I'm on her back in cowboy clothes shouting heYha I chuckled at the thought her tits would had probably weighted her down how did she even stand up.

Now I need to pee

I got up and told her that I'll be back I made sure that eva was close .she was talking with Issac  no cups or drugs in sight I guess I could leave them for the few minutes it takes for me to find the bathroom and pee

Thous my trip with a full bladder to find a bathroom.

When I finally found a bathroom I found ace with a blond girl sniffing his croch weird  but people like what people like

I try my best not to interrupt what ever they were doing her head was bobbing up and down like a woodpecker maybe I drinker a bit too much.

I went over to the toilet and began to pee turning my back to them but I heard a bit of shuffling and zipping up of pants I look back at them the blond was blushing and rushing out the bathroom and ace looked twice embarrassed like I give a shit.

I finished my business, wash my hands and start to head out

"So your not gonna say nothing " ask ace as I pass him

I look at the idiot "what do you mean I didn't even say nothing "

"You just fucking ruined everything"

I don't know why I got so pissed of I looked him dead in the eyes and ask "do I look like I give a fuck"

"What"

" look I wouldn't give a fuck if one fuck and another fuck came and fuck the fuck I still wouldn't give a fuck .even if that fuck had a threesome and begged please to give a fuck I still would give a fuck you mother fuck."

He blink twice

"You dumb fuck " I said getting out of the bathroom .not in anymore mood to party any more I went downstairs and got eva told her I want to go home

She didn't argue and said her goodbye to Issac and we went home

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Pretty lazy with this chaper what did you think

Shout out to the imaginary people love you all

I'm watching you Talia