The Fist of Hell (Saitama x Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel)(Slow updates)

1. Helluva Place

NOTE: "..." means talking  '...' means thinking

The following book contains very dark themes, graphic violence, naughty language, horny humans, horny demons and is intended for mature audiences. Enjoy!

Hell. The deepest depths of reality where indigenous sprites known as hellborns and artificial bodies holding the sinning souls, from the mortal realm, lived to fulfil their terror and nuisance. 7 rings made up the hellish landscape of well... hell, all ruled by the seven deadly sins. Where hellborn species could traverse through them while sinners were only confined to the Pride ring ruled by the fallen angel and king of hell: Lucifer.

 As the Pride ring resided in distress, still healing from the extermination that occurred a few days ago, the I.M.P building in Imp city laid dormant from jobs as their previous assassination fell to chaos. In there, a group consisting of 3 imps and a hell hound were lazing around, waiting for their boss's wound to heal while also waiting for their next possible chance of revenue.

"Umm sir, shouldn't we pull the ads back up? We're starting to go low on cas-" a small imp suggested as he stood up from his seat

"Christ on a stick Mox you don't ever shut the fuck up do you?" Blitzø interrupted him as he went up to his face "If it weren't for you going all heroic on that crazy bitch, we wouldn't be in this situation would we? Now shut up and let me masturbate while thinking of a plan."

"Y-yes sir..." He could do nothing but lay back down in sorrow as his wife stroked his hair trying to comfort him.

WOOSH

An abrupt gust of wind suddenly caught everyone off guard as the whole room's attention was focused on the slightly feminine figure of taller stature than their boss. Red face paint was under his eyes as his wicked smile revealed razor blades that resembled teeth. His dark skin blended with the shadows of the room along with his black skin tight suit. His bloodshot eyes suddenly shot wide open as his head turned 180 degrees to the group.

"I heard that you partake in assassinations," The slender figure said in a monotone voice as he went up to Blitzø's desk

"Uhh who the fuck are you and how the FUCK did you get in here?" The boss asked as he noticed something odd "*sniff* Ugh, this dude reeks of the living world, did you just die?"

"A few hours ago, by an overwhelming force caused by a monster of a man." The figure replied

"Well boohoo, business isn't really on right no-" a giant wad of cash  suddenly landed on the desk "How did he- YOU SON OF A BITCH I'M IN! M AND M COME ON WHERES THAT BIG FANCY BOOK! Loony, you stay here and stay safe you got that?"

"I was already going to you idiot." The hellhound grumbled as she carried on scrolling through her phone

"Um sir, shouldn't we prepare for this?" Moxxie asked unsure of his boss's judgement

Blitz: "Moxxie... do you understand the lengths I would go for this kind of money? Hell I'd even add in a blowjob for him if he likes!"

"Cmon Mox, it's a lot of money anyways; Maybe we can get that reservation at Ozzie's you're always talking about quicker." Millie pleaded him 

Mox: "*Sigh* You're right..." 

"Blitzø by the way," The taller imp introduced himself as he held out his hand "The o is silent

"Sonic." he replied not accepting the handshake

As the imps got ready, Loona cast a spell which made the pentagram distort into a portal back to the mortal realm as the Slender man watched in awe. This gave him an idea.