"fuck what they have to say"

□the gc and the hatsume's□

Umiko pov

I was laying on my bed being bored like usual until i got a notification on my phone

Bistfrans

Izumi added you to bistfrans

Izumi added shinsou to bistfrans

Izumi changed your name to 'umi-umi'

Izumi changed shinsou's name to 'hito-chan'

Izumi changed izumi's name to 'batman'

I chuckled ofcourse she would make a groupchat

Bistfrans

Hito-chan: hey why do yo get a cool and get this

Batman: not my fault i was built for a better name

Umi-umi: i agree i deserve a better name

You changed your name to 'baddest bitch'

Baddest bitch: much better

Hito-chan: hey if she gets a new name so do i

Hito-chan changed hito-chans name to 'mockingbird'

Batman: really 'mockingbird' is that all you could think of

Mockingbird: hey, its a valid name for my quirk as a hero

Baddest bitch: how?

Mockingbird: my plan is to where a voice modifier so that when i speak they'll think im one of thier allys and speak back to me and i use my quirk

Batman: wow, ok thats smart

Baddest bitch: wait i can see it; mind-game hero: mockingbird

Mockingbird: stop you're making me  blush🤭

Batman:oooooo your blushing because of her?😉

Mockingbird: oh😳

Baddest bitch: stawp

IRl

I was blushing BAD how this nigga got me this fucked up

I got another notif

Bistfrans

Batman: aight but shinso didn't you say you had some other friends, its getting borring with only you mfs😔

Mockingbird: o right can i add em

Batman: mf i just said we needed more people🤨

Mockingbird: damn fuck you being so mean for😭

Baddestbitch: allright children, calm down, i think we need to have a nap👨‍🏫

Batman: alr shinso add 'em  already

Mockingbird: damn ok🥲

Mockingbird added mei hatsume

Mockingbird added fei hatsume

Fei hatsume: umm hello

Mockingbird: hi since you guys are my friends and they are also my friends and you all dont have any other friends im introduing you guys

Mei hatsume: introducing*

Mockingbird: stfu

Mei hatsume: hi! Im mei hatsume i go by she/her and my quirk is basicaly supervision

Fei hatsume: hi! Im fei hatsume i go by she/they and my quirk is super hearing

Baddest bitch: oh wait are yall twins

Mei hatsume: ya

Baddest bitch: oh, well hey im umiko midorya i go by she/her and my quirk lets me summon gardiends that give me powers

Mei hatsume: wait so like when you summon them like, are they just there when you summon them or...

Baddest bitch: naw they shrink and sit on my shoulder n shit

Mei hatsume:.......
Mei hatsume: damn your op like thats the most op quirk ive heard of

Baddest bitch: omg thx

Batman: aight im izumi satoshi i go by she/her and i can control shadows

Fei hatsume: damn everyone here just got some mad op quirks like we got unlucky😔

Baddest bitch: no dont be sad your quirk is unike🤗

Mei hatsume: 'unike'💀

Baddest bitch: naw dont make me sound mean😭

Fei hatsume: na you good

Mei hatsume: bro can we change these names, we got our whole gouverment names up in this bitch😭

Batman: fr go for it, i wanna see your name pickings

Mei hatsume changed mei hatsume's name to thomas edison

Fei hatsume changed fei hatsume's name to picasso

Batman: wait i dont get the names😭

Picasso: im an artist

Thomas edison: im an inventor

Baddest bitch: ohhhh

Irl

Just then i heard daddy call my name

Bistfrans

Baddest bitch: Aight i gtg i need to help my dad with sumn but we should meet up somtime

Picasso: ya is 2pm today ok

Thomas edison: ya

Mockingbird: bet

Batman: sure