Sucked Into Hazbin: Various Yandere Hazbin Hotel X Unaware OC

So (Is) This Love~?

(Alastor's POV)

Rosie had me sit down. "My, My Alastor, I did not know you were Demi, though it does make sense. Just needed to meet the right person was all." Rosie says.

I look at her. "What do you mean?"

"The rough bit of it is demisexual is where you only become sexually attracted to someone, or Romantically is Demiromantic. Anyway, the attraction comes after a connection is made. Some connections take years of friendship to make, some can happen much faster, but the way you looked at her. Alastor, I had to bring you back here cause you looked ready to mount her right then and there. Oh boy, I am a bit angry with you, because I want to have her myself. So I will make you a deal, I am sure so many others will want her for whatever reason, you and I will keep her safe then we will let her choose. Of course, if one of us makes a deal with her first tough luck for the other one." She winks. "What do you say? Let's keep our darling Marie safe~"

I grinned a green glow coming from me. "Deal, but remember Rosie, all is fair in love and war!" I say and we shook hands and then we heard a knock on the door.

"C-Can we go, my arms are getting tired." She says peaking in, still holding the many bags.

(XD Damnit though Alastor is already manipulating his way into her heart XD)

(XD I mean it's not that hard)

(XD I know me and you would not be safe in hell XD We are too simple to please XD I would lowkey sell my soul so fast like lmao XD)

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(No One's POV) (Short)

Alastor stood up and paused for a moment, once more those words weren't coming out.

However, he was able to recover fast, traveling to her to take the bags.

"Of course darling- although before we leave the town, there's this park I think you'd quite like to walk through, it's relatively empty this time of day."

"Oh, that sounds nice..oh- but Vaggie said we can't go anywhere.."

"Poppycock" (I snickered cause Alastor if he said that I would giggle XD) "You are most safe with me, I am one of hell's most powerful overlords, you are safest with me.)

(It is such a funny word)

(And Alastor's voice saying it XD I would giggle fiercely XD)

He held her bags and ushered her out, telling her he would take her and Vaggie could sit with the bags.

"Oh- Thank you so much Rosie- I- I can't even begin to thank you," Marie said popping her head back in.

(Also not Rosie calling Alastor out for him looking like he'd mount her lmao call him out)

(XD She would tho XD She be like "My stars" XD Beat him with the newspaper because he a horny buck XD)

"Anytime dear, I am also telling everyone here in Cannibal Town that you are off the menu, you are welcome back anytime you like, and you will be under not only Alastor's but my protection as well." Rosie leans down and kisses Marie right on the lips. "And if you ever want some girl-on-girl time~ I am here for you cutie, I would love to take you out on a date~"

Alastor was not as impressed by the display as Marie was, with her whole face going a bright red, even behind the makeup it was clear as day.

Marie opened her mouth, and the only thing that came out was a little noise before Marie shut her mouth and instead just nodded, unable to even form words. She's been kissed more in hell than she had anywhere else.

"Come, Marie, the sunlight is just in the right spot at this time of day!" Alastor says and takes Marie's arm with his and walks her out. His shadow flipped Rosie off.

Rosie just smiles and says. "All is fair in love and War Alastor~"

(Rosie is mommy)

(YES SHE IS)

(Back To Alastor's POV)

I couldn't get what Rosie had said out of my mind. Nor the discovery I've made. Is it truly love? Was I capable of feeling such an emotion?

Why was it my heart beat the way it did when she was around if I couldn't feel anything?

I could faintly hear her asking me something as I snapped out of my thoughts. "Sorry, what was that, my dear?"

"Sorry, I was just wondering, the music you were playing earlier, was that you or..?" She trailed off as my eye twitched. Well, she noticed that moment of weakness it seems. I highly doubt I could convince her it was in her head.

So I just laughed.

"Ohoho, of course! I am the radio demon after all! But I won't hold that against you, I know your mind is probably struggling with all this information." I said as she seemed to be ready to say something else- "Why! My dear, I forgot to ask you, how are you enjoying cannibal town so far?"

(God he's so condescending though lmao XD He just said you're dumb. But you get a pass for being an idiot this time." XDD)

(Alastor is a dick XD But he is also hot and lovable XD)

"Oh, I love it a lot! I love this time period so much! I am still a bit... hes-hesitant about the cannibal part, but I could see myself living here almost!" She gushes. "I also never thought I be able to have a dress like this!"

I felt my heart race at seeing her completely unafraid and genuine smile she seemed truly happy and it made me happy.

I must admit, while she was beautiful, those clothes earlier were doing nothing for her. (Oh boy- here we go- old man talk about leaving shit to the imagination- you know what, we're not even gonna entertain that)

But now, well, there's something about this fashion that just worked better, at least in my opinion. If it's not broken, don't fix it and all that. It was much more classy. Of course, now she reeked of that spider.

"What is your favorite scent, I can get you a perfume, as you have none here in hell," I say.

"O-Oh, you do not have to!" She says.

"Consider it a welcome gift," I say and bring her to a perfume shop. I had them help her and eventually, after testing paper strips she found one.

I let her put some on to smell it and she held her wrist out to me and instantly my eyes go wide, it was a perfume my mother used all the time. It made me feel strange~

"I lo-love this, I used to wear it all the time, but they discontinued it in 2010." She tells me.

It was the most beautiful mix of lavender and vanilla. Where they do not clash but complement each other stunningly. "I will take a case," I say and carry the box back. She suddenly side hugs me and My heart is beating so hard.

"Th-Thank you... You are not as scary as I thought." She says then pulls away, not before kissing my cheek.

It has to be true... I have to be in love, there is no other way I would have let someone I just met do this!

(the rest is just me and my co author cracking jokes and such lol XD)  

(Does someone want to collect Mama's boy over here?)

(XD Alastor.exe has broken XD)

(I love him I do, god knows I do...

But it's so easy to make fun of him)

(XD Me and you in the OCS story just cracking jokes about Alastor XD)

(Like the others, it's a bit harder but Alastor it's just every mama's boy trope and typical silent generation shit)

(XD I KNOW)

(It's too fucking easy man)

(XD Vox would you love tbh, if he hears you crack jokes about Alastor he is like "I wanna marry that girl" XD)

(Lmao "Now that's my kind of girl someone who takes the piss outta him") 

(XD YES That is the woman he wants to marry for sure XD)

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