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i skip into subway, hand in hand with audrey, laughing over whatever shit we were just talking about, our convo slowly dying as we make our way up to the ordering line. we then suddenly whip our heads around to face each other as we realise it's time to decide who goes first.

"you go first!" we both yell in sync, our faces turning into an expression only we can decipher.  "i said it first!" i say. "no, i did!" she replies. "bro, don't be stupid. it was clearly me!" i exclaim, knowing she's not gonna give it up, nor will i. "girl, shut the fuck up! i did!" she complies. "bitch no you didn't! i did. now hurry up." i try. "honey buns, don't play with me. you always do this and somehow win. just let me take it for once? pretty please..." she drags out the the last two words, complaining though being some what correct.

normally, i'd snap right back. but right now? i could not be fucked. "fine, fine. you win, i'll go first i guess." i sigh, step forward into the line. the lady comes up to me and ask for my order. i explain to her what i would desire.

a six inch white bread, chicken pieces and sliced cheddar - toasted. lettuce as the only salad and barbecue sauce drizzled on top. she wraps it up and places it on the bench, asking if i would like to add any extras. i suddenly feel the urge to munch down on a choc chip cookie. "may i please have 1 choc chip cookie as well? if that's no trouble." i smile.

she replies with "of course hun. okayyy, that comes to a total of $18.69 (i checked how much it costed and that's the exact price, no fooling around here) today. cash or card?" she says, a bright smile spread right across her face, moving the pay machine towards me.

i tap my card and watch the spiral spin around, waiting for it to appear with the words 'approved'. once it does, i smile and say thanks, getting a smile in return.

a few seconds after, audrey comes over with her payed subway and cookies. "what'd you get?"

"rye bread, turkey, spinach, tomato, carrot and mayo. don't judge, you know what i'm like." she explains, making sure the last part was known.

"oh yeah cool, but bro, you and your food choices are insane." i laugh, knowing i annoyed her.

"actually stop, i told you. it's not 'insane' just because you don't like it." she exaggerates, trying to prove a point.

"yeah ok that's cool, whatever." i drag, making my way over to a booth, placing my things on the table.

i sit my butt down, audrey taking a seat across the other side of the table so we're facing each other. i start to unwrap the paper, digging in immediately. audrey notices and starts to giggle to herself, covering her hand over her mouth.

i hear her giggles and look up, finding her doing what she's doing. "what the fuck bro?" i exclaim, confused, a mouth full of food. she just continues to giggle.

i slam my sandwich onto the table, on top of the paper wrapper. "audrey claire west, what is your problem?" i get out, eager to know what the fuck she's all giggles for.

"ohhh, n- nothing. aha, j- just you." she tries to say, choking on her laughs. i can't with this kid.

"audrey stop. what is going on!?" i slam my arms onto the table, around my good. i'm sooo done with her right now.

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