Loser:"Dear diary, today I experienced a feeling I never imagined possible".
Pencil: Woah, Loser! You might not wanna read your diary out loud; we can hear you.
8-Ball: But he can't hear you.
Pencil: Oh! Well then, I have always wanted to hear this celeb's juiciest secrets!
Match: Ooh, Pence-Pence, let me hear!
Loser: "I felt myself combined with the factor of Four. Becoming a number revealed so much to me".Loser"I learned what's really inside the speaker box. It contains... it contains... well, its getting late. I'll tell you tomorrow, diary".
Match: Wait, hold up. When the floof did Loser combine with Four?
Pencil: Dunno.
Loser: But Donut, -
Match and Pencil: Donut?!
Loser:-that was the last entry in your diary. Aww, man. Looks like I gotta find some new reading material.
Loser breaks out of the jawbreaker.
Loser: Hi, everyone!
(intro)
Bracelety, 8-Ball, Stapy and Dora surround Loser.
Bracelety: Oh my grip, Loser! I'm so happy you got eliminated because now we get to be buddies!
8-Ball: Me too, Loser! I love you eight times more than I love Winner!
Stapy: I'm so happy we're all here together in the EXIT!
Liy: Well I'm not.
Everyone: *gasp*
Bracelety: How dare you!
Liy: No, what I meant is that we should all be together out there!
Bracelety: Huh?
Liy: Bracelety, what I'm trying to say is that we should try to escape from the EXIT. We're strong enough!
Loser: Liy is right! Whatever we set our minds to we can accomplish!
Everyone: Yeah!
Stapy: What a brilliant... idea, Liy! I'll collect the Fridge, the Traffic Cone, the Batteries, the Flare gun, and the Moldy English Cream Cake to stack our way up to Four's mouth!
Liy: What an oddly specific plan, but go for it! Stapy grabs the fridge and turns it upside down.
Four: EALUGHHH Basketball comes in.
Basketball: Hey Four! Can you recover all the dead- ...ummmm, Eh- Woah! You're looking a little... pudgy?
Four: PUDGY!? YOU THINK THIS IS PUDGYYYYYYYIIIIIEEEEEIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??? (Throughout this, he thins into a stick version)
Basketball:...Oh dear.
Four: (starts chasing Basketball while screeching) Four recovers Basketball and all the dead contestants while speaking.
Four: Team Ice Cube-o, you lost last time! So the voters decide to vote one of you off!
Theme of Cake at Stake plays.
Four: We got 39,850 votes.
Four: Barf Bag and Bomby are safe, so they get specks of dust!
Four: So who's gonna leave?
Naily: I hope it wasn't me! I know I let my team down...
Four: Naily! (Slaps Naily down) Be quiet!
Four: (Suddenly happy again) But you're safe too! (Pats Naily's point as he says "Ow")
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TPOT Rewritten
FanfictionIt's another one of those ordinary days, the show "Battle for BFDI" was still up. Team Ice Cube!, one of the eight teams of the show that were formed before the split occurred, was up for booting. Spongy was going to be eliminated, but due to Four s...
