Strawberry Pimp ~ Alastor

Chapter 4

I was in Alastors room, if you can even call it that, eating breakfast. He was having fresh venison while I was having rabbit. Alastors room kind of melted into a forest where we hunted for out breakfast.

"I hear the snake man downstairs," I say with an eye roll.

"How was tea with Velvet," Alastor asks after taking a bite of venison. I blush lightly and clear my throat.

"It was good. Just talked about her work, Valentino being an asshole, and Vox being the middle man as usual. Valentino was pissy about Angel moving out so he tore up one of Velvets models. He is such a baby. Fucking Valentino," I say muttering the last statement which Alastor chuckled at.

"Ahhh yes, Valentino is quite the baby when it comes to the small stuff," Alastor says and I laugh.

"He is such a little bitch," I say with a laugh and Alastor nods in agreement. We continue to eat, making small conversation here and there until Vaggie opened the door. 

"Alastor! Seraphina!" Vaggie yells at us. Me and Alastor freeze halfway through a bite.

"Do you mind? We're in the middle of breakfast," Alastor says as I continue to eat.

"Pentious' eggs are all over the place, and I need you two to get rid of them," she says with the egg creatures behind her. I smile widely and drop my utensils.

"Well in that case," I say, standing up with Alasor after he summoned his staff.

"We'd be delighted," Alastor says as we walk over, me with a evil grin on my face.

"Humanely!" Vaggie says sternly and I roll my eyes.

"Well, that's a lot less fun," Alastor says as his eyes glow and a green hue grows around him. "But I suppose we can take care of that on our outing today."

"Great," Vaggie says as we walk out of the room. "That looks disgusting."

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Me and Alastor were walking down a street with the eggs talking Alastors ear off as I laughed at his irritation.

"Oh, boy! What's the plan, boss? I like your suit! What are the antlers for? Can I touch your staff thing? Are those your ears or is it your hair? I can't tell!" The eggs continue to talk and Alastors eye twitches in aggitation. I laugh again as a figure appears in front of us. They had a black cloak, eight bright green eyes, a top hat with a long feather on it, and a spider on his cloak. I smile knowing who it is while Alastor makes some static noises in slight fear.

"Z," I say excitedly as Zestial smiles down at me with a soft look.

"Seraphina! How art thou," he asks in his usual old dialog.

"I'm doing great Z. How have you been," I ask and he smiles wider.

"I have been wonderful dear," he says and I smile before fist bumping him.

"Hark, Alastor. How fare thee this day?" Zestial asks with his usual smile.

"Who's that, boss? Want me to rough him up for you?" one of the Eggs asked while raising his fists and I roll my eyes.

"I will break you," I say and the egg backs up.

"Follow in silence if you value your shell!" Alastor says while tapping the eggs shell with his staff. Then he turns back to Zestial. "Greetings, Zestial!"

"Ah, the weather, doth become this fine day," Zestial says and I look around to see everyone freaking the fuck out and I cackle.

"Indeed, looks like we might have some acid rain this afternoon!" Alastor says excitedly and I see a guy set himself on fire at the sight of Zestial. I laugh and point at him as he runs away.