Emily is a kawaii lil gorl in a big city, she wants a gojo and skibidi however the thing she wants most is... a lover for valentines day
She's had a crush on Alejandro for years... but hes a HUGE RED FLIPPIN FLAG🚩
She finally musters the courage to...
It was brisk thursday afternoon, emily was drowning in her sorows becuase she didnt have a valentine... s̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶l̶r̶e̶a̶d̶y̶ ̶7̶ ̶y̶e̶a̶r̶s̶ ̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶p̶e̶d̶o̶ ̶h̶a̶d̶ ̶a̶p̶p̶r̶o̶c̶h̶e̶d̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶:̶(̶(̶
she, in her 18 years of living life had never had a little uwu valentine and it was really afftecting her, after all she was nearly 30!! and she's gonna die soon so she NEEDS a bf to live out the last couple years of her crumbling life
depression consumed her and she slumped on the floor of the rat house she was staying at.
Lana del rat crawled her grimey little rat feet over emilys bodacious torso and started singing an off tune version of summertime sadness... even though it was the middle of febuary
"gyaghaght dat sommah tim sadness, sommah tim sadness ohgh oghgh ohgh ogh~"
Emily sighed in the state of absolute desperation she was in, she stood up and stomped on lana del rat with her 69 cent heels, in her anger, smushing the poor rat to peices as its guts flew across the room
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Emily stormed off in anger and confusion...
"im so beautiful... why doesn't an actual attractive person like me?" emily said to herself
"erm actually.. heh.. i like you... heh alot actually i love you my snorkle-bear!!1!"
oliver said putting a rose in his mouth and raising his eyebrows multiple times
"heh.. i gyat an obese stomach and... heh.. yk what that means i gyat an obese d-"
oliver was interrupted by emilys high pitched scream and then she whipped out her 'anti rat repellent' and sprayed it right in his eyes
whilst this event was happening, james charles was just walking down the street
james was just walking around the city, sad that he didnt h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶ ̶l̶i̶l̶ ̶b̶o̶y̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶r̶o̶o̶m̶ have a valentine this year :((
oliver stumbled back from emilys pepper spray and fell off the balcony
