I keep having this nightmare that my totally awesome and not to mention perfectly sculpted, hair gets ruined by...........the flat iron.
Then all of the sudden I'm at an interview (that I guess is really important for some reason) with the rest of the guys.
All of the sudden the reporter ask me a question I cant answer. For some reason I go def and I can't hear anything but muffled voices. I keep saying "what?" Over and over again but all that I get are muffled voices. I feel like an old man.
Then Louis ask me something. or he's repeating the question. Or is mocking me or something. I can't even tell if he's being sarcastic or not. Then finally my brain starts to unscramble the muffled sounds that are words. Then I get it. They're trying to ask me about my hair.
God no. No no no. "THE FLAT IRON!!!" I yell. They are all staring at me. "So." The reporter starts. "Your new album is called, The Flat Iron? If I'm correct?"
My brain messed me all up. And now I look like a fool on live television. Great. They laugh at me. The country laughs at me. The world laughs at me. I close my eyes and hang my head In shame. Ok. I tell myself just laugh it off.
I open my eyes to see no one. Just me, in a small blank room. Alone. I hear a voice behind me. I slowly turn around. "Hi Harry ." I freeze in horror. "THE FLAT IORN!!!" I yell.
Then I wake up in Front of the television. I must have yelled that in the real world because I woke every one up. Me and the guys where watching a movie after a concert and fell asleep.
Suddenly I hear a loud crash. Louis must have been sleeping lightly because my scream made him fall of the couch and of course, crash his head into the granite coffee table. "Nice going Harry, your childish dream just landed your friend a concussion." I said to myself.
"What the frick was that?" I heard Liam say as he sat up. "Just Harry being a little girl." Zayn said mockingly. "No that loud crash." Said Liam. There eyes slowly catch the sight of Louis that now looks as though his knees are digging into his back. Nial, Liam and Zayn all looked at me with horrified expressions. "Sorry." I said guiltily.
