Zombie and Skelly

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This one's more of a shitpost-

Zombie: I just ate a fly-

Skelly: My dog coughed a live one up yesterday-

Zombie: What the fu- AND YOU HAVE A DOG???

Skelly: Yeah-

Zombie: How are you actually alive-

Skelly: Idk I just am-

Zombie: I honestly don't know how you live-

Skelly: Me neither.

Zombie: HOW DO YOU NOT- actually, I'm not gonna question.

Skelly: Good.

Zombie: Actually I wanna know-

Skelly: The answer is idk-

Zombie: I don't think that's healthy-

Skelly: It's not. Trust me.

Zombie: I'm honestly concerned-

Skelly: Then be concerned, I don't give a shit-

Zombie: Fuck you.

Skelly: Yeah, fuck me~

Zombie: You sick bastard.

Skelly: LMAO- btw what's the answer to question 5?

Zombie: Idk-

Skelly: Wait, YOU DON'T KNOW?

Zombie: 351

Skelly: Thanks! And I definitely did not ask everyone I know for one answer!

Zombie: YOU WHAT-

Skelly: Lmao-

Zombie: What the fu-

Skelly: YES.

Zombie: What the actual fuck seriously-

Skelly: Ikr

Zombie: I'm telling Herobrine-

Skelly: WAIT WHAT- NO DON'T-

Zombie left the chat.

Skelly: DAMNIT-

TO BE CONTINUED

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