[We open with an exterior shot of the before cutting to inside with pacing back and forth in panic mode. Keekee was in the shot, walking alongside her owner.]
Charlie: Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?! [Starts to panic.] And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!
[ grabs Charlie, calming her down.]
Vaggie: Yes. We will.
: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now... (phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch") Ain't no silver lining this time toots.
Charlie: Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!
Angel Dust: Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. [Angel waves his phone in their faces.] People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.
[He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.]
Charlie: Err, what is a...Donkey Show?
[Angel panics and retreats the phone back.]
Angel Dust: Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, , is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit.
Vaggie: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?
Charlie: (Gasps) This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!
Angel Dust: Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this? [waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.]
joey: can you stop angel dust its not someone going to- (BOOM) show up on our doorstep
Sir Pentious: Show yourself Alasssstor. Come and face -
[Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alastor absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see him sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.]
Sir Pentious: Oh there you are - Face my wrath!
Alastor: Who are you?
Sir Pentious: Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!
[Alastor dissolves into fog as he descends to the ground, materializing aside Angel, Vaggie, and Charlie who are in the scene watching Sir Pentious's zeppelin.]
Sir Pentious: Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!
Egg Bois: Ooh you tell 'em boss.
[Niffty appears on Alastor's right shoulder, clearly starstruck.]
Niffty: Ooooooh, he's a bad boy~
[Alastor scoops Niffty up and drops her to the ground.]
Alastor: Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you.
Sir Pentious: I attacked you literally last week.
[Alastor cocks his head.]
Sir Pentious: We've done battle, like... 20 times.
