ISHQI KA KHANA??

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Ishqi- b..but listen, what the fudgeeee ye kaise ho skta h Maine khud order Kiya tha fir ye kaise ho skta h Mera order gya toh gya kaha or Mera naam bhi nhi h kaiseee possible h... Bhagwaan jiii ab mai kya kru vaise hi time nhi h ye itna kuch kaise banega mai kaise banaungi...

(Tabhi achanak piche se ahaana ata h)

Ahaan- kya hua?

Ishqi- n...nhi kuch nhi

Ahaan- kuch toh hua h tumhare face se pata chal rha h bata do shyad mai kuch help krdu?

Ishqi- no thanks, Maine phle bhi kaha tha mujhe apki help ki koi need nhi or ab bhi keh rhi hu mujhe koi jrvt nhii ap please jo kaam ke liye aye the vo kariye or jaiyee

Ahaan- oh really, ye Mera Ghar h mrs. Ishqi Malhotra and naahi tum meri kuch ho jo mai tumhari baat maanu ye mera Ghar h ahaan Malhotra ka Ghar h toh mujhe jab Jana hoga mai tab jaunga tum order ni chla skti mujhpr samzhii!!

(Ishqi achnak kuch sochne lagti h ankhen badi badi karke ahaan ko ghurti h or fir apna sar niche kar leti h or sochne lagti h I mean mujhe nhi pata mai kaise is situation ko explain kru please imagine krloo!!)

Ishqi- ohh Teri kiii

Ahaan- what the hell tum mujhe gaali de rhi huu

Ishqi- haan? Gaali mai kab dii

Ahaan- just abhiii tumne mujhe gali dii or abhi bhul gyi how cheap

Ishqi- Maine kab gaali di or ek second apne mujhe cheap kaha r u serious

Ahaan- hn toh tum cheap jaisi harkatein kr rhi hu abhi abhi tumne mujhe kaha Teri kii or bhul bhi gyi

Ishqi- hnn toh oh Terri kii gaali nhi hoti for ur kind information mr. Malhotra

Ahaan- agr vo gaali nhi hoti toh or kya hota h

Ishqi - jo bhi hota h gaali nhi hoti na Maine apko gaali nhi dii n basss

( Ahaan ishqi ka hath pakad krr use wall par pin kar deta h or bolta h)

Ahaan- I said kya mtlb hota h uskaa

Ishqi- ah..ahaan ye kya krr rhe hai ap mujhe chhodiye

Ahaan- toh batao kya mtlb hota h

Ishqi- avm mujhe dard horha h please chhodiye

(Ahaan use chhodta h)

Ahaan- ab bataogii

Ishqi - v..vo actually

(Suddenly piche se dadi ajati h)

Dadi- oyee khotteee tu yaha kya kar rha h

Ahaan- v..vo dadi vo..mai

(Dadi ahaan ka kaam pakad leti h)

Dadi- v..vo kya haa kyaa maine mana Kiya tha khotte bahu ki pehli rasoi h uske sath koi nhi rhega firr bi

Ahaan- dadii kaan chhodiye dard horha hh ishqi kuch toh bolo tumm

Ishqi- h..hn d..dadi vo ..vo

Dadi- ishqi puttar tujhe jhuth bolne ki koi jrvt nhi mai iss khotte ko janti hu yeee naaa Ahaan chal Shanti se bahar

(Dadi ahaan ke kaan khich kr use bahar le jati h)

Ishqi- huhh... Bach gyii vrna aj toh izzat ka faluda ban jata😮‍💨 are ishuuuu ye sab chhod khanaaaaa

(Ishqi apni phone firse utha ti h or fir us hotel me call karti h)

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