There was once a derpy unicorn
named Derp.
He smoked weed every day non stop. One day he found this rubber thing on the floor.
He didn't know what it was so.. The best thing he could do was eat it.
When he picked it up and swallowed it, he choked and choked until he fell on floor and died.
And The Condom LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN DERP'S THROAT
YOU ARE READING
Nicole's Book! ( ^ω^ )
RandomIt's meeee PerfectionIsInvalid! I'll be writing random shtufff like alwaysssss so enjoy i guess
