HOW YOU MET<3
Stan: He was walking his dog and it kinda ran full force into you. He helped you up and then.. Threw up on you.. He offered to help clean you up at his house, you accepted and met his family and they liked you, also Randy tried to sell you some... yeah. But then you found out you went to the same school, and you got each others number.
Kyle: You were relatively new to town, and decided to walk around, you saw him at Starks Pond, probably sulking about the list- and decided to sit next to him. You talked for a while, mostly about random things. You exchanged numbers, and when it got late he walked you home. You ended up meeting at your house not long after so you two could play guitar hero though.
Kenny: You were at the park, skating, and you saw a little girl fall off the playground. She was most likely pretending to be a princess. She bruised her elbow- and you offered to help her. You went and fixed it, and an angry boy in an orange parka walked over. After explaining what happened, he thanked you and kept in contact with you ever since.
Cartman: He met you as a regular at KFC- you worked there. You often got into heated arguments that he shouldn't be at KFC 24/7, but you get paid a LOT from him being there all the time, so you really didn't care. It takes a good half hour to clean his table, and you could swear he was having a house party, but.. nope..
Clyde: You two grew up together, going to the same daycare, so you knew each other. You would constantly steal his stuff though. I mean, like you still have his old favorite toy from when you were little. You guys have sleepovers a lot after everything, usually they include you painting his nails red, doing face masks, and having "Girl talks" because he's just happy a girl is willing to hang out with him.
Butters: You met on Hello Kitty: Island Adventure, and you guys play with each other on it every day! You both probably look weird for not playing World of Warcraft- but who cares, Hello Kitty is more important anyways.
Craig: You were supposed to babysit his sister, but you ended up spending the whole time with Craig, the house almost burnt down, but whatever. You fixed it, and he invited you out for coffee afterwards. You bought scones and lattes and chatted for a while. His sister loves you, and so does Stripes. You ended up buying a matching hat for Stripes that looks the same as Craigs hat, and needless to say, Both of them loved it.
Tweek: After Craig convinced him to go to a therapist, he scheduled an appointment, but so did you, and apparently the therapist overbooked, so she had to cancel on the two of you. You both sat next to each other in the lobby afterwards and ended up giving each other therapy, much needed. It ended up being better than the therapist, and free- one of the biggest concerns of both of you, -So you both go to each other's house regularly and give each other therapy, usually ending in the both of you crying and yelling at the president for a tweet.
