(MORE HAZBIN HOTEL SINGING!!! Also this is now an official AU where some of the II cast replaces the Hazbin Hotel cast cus their basically taking their place and act like them, its called Inanimate Hotel btw :3)
IH Goo: So things look bad and your backs agains the wall..your whole existence seems fuckin hopeless..you're feeling filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall..can't face the world sober and dopeless..you've lost your way, you thing your life is wrecked..well let me just say you're..correct~!
IH Baseball: Wait, what-
IH Goo: You're a loser, baby. A loser, goddamn baby, you're a fucked up lil whiny bitch.
IH Baseball: Hey!
IH Goo: You're a loser just like me!
IH Baseball: Thanks, asshole.
IH Goo: You're a screws loose boozer, an only one-star reviews-er, you're a power-bottom at rock bottom, but you've got company!
IH Baseball: This suppost to make me feel better?!
IH Goo: There was a time in which I thought no-one could relate, through the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged..but lettin' walls down, it can sometimes set you straight! We're all livin' in the same shit sandwich.
IH Baseball: I sold my soul, to a phycopathic freak.
IH Goo: Haha! And you think that makes you unique? Get outta here man! We're both losers, baby, we're losers, it's okay to be a..
IH Baseball: Coked-up, dick-sucking hoe?
IH Goo: Baby, thats fine with me
IH Baseball: I'm a loser, honey! A shmoozer and a dummy, but atleast I know I'm not alone!
IH Goo: You're a loser.
Both: Just like me!
IH Goo: I got an appetite for gamblin'.
IH Baseball: I got an appetite for sampling! Every drug and sex toy I can find~!
IH Goo: Go on baby, sing that song! Cmon!
IH Baseball: I got no holes left to deflower!
IH Goo: I sold my soul just keep my power, and now I'm on that demon's leash.
Both: And it gets worse by every hour!
IH Baseball: You're a loser, baby.
IH Goo: A loser, but just maybe if
Both: Eat shit together, things will work out differently!
IH Goo: It's time to loose your self loathin'! Excuse yourself, let hope in, baby! Play your card, be who you are!
Both: A loser..just..like..-
Random dude: *breaks down the door* THERE HE IS! THEIR FUCKING SINGING?!
Do you think these are accurate roles AsherFrasher
Also, heres the video-
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My families/my own II AU's as vines/funny moments lol
SonstigesTW: Swearing Sometimes mentions of death and/or murder ANGST! Rarepair ships to those who hate em for some reason The AU's are: DI/DanganInsanity E21:A/Experiment 21: Aftermath SI/Slaughtered Insanity RI/Revengeful Insanity IE:SR/Inanimate Experime...
