This is a Velvet and Veneer oneshot btw
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"IF YOU WANT TO BE AS FAMOUS AS ME!!! YOU GOTTA WORK!!! GOTTA WORK!!! GOTTA WORK-",
Velvet sang in a prison cell, her voice worsening every time she sings.
"Vels , stop singing, you're gonna damage your voice."
Veneer suggested as he sat down.
"MY VOICE USED TO BE GORGEOUS!!!"
Velvet exclaimed as she grabbed onto the prison cell bars.
"BUT THEN YOU HAD TO TELL EVERYONE THAT WE WERE FRAUDS!!! WE ALREADY HAD ALL OF BROZONE!!! THEY WERE ON THE BOARD OF DEATH!!! AND THEN YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!!"
Velvet complained.
"Come on, sis, think of it as, ✨we DId'Nt HAvE eNouGH slAy✨"
Veneer slayed.
"My ✨sLAy✨ was on ✨PoInT✨"
Velvet slayed back.
"Ugh."
Veneer scoffed.
"Come on. LET'S MAKE A TOKTIK!!!"
Velvet handed her phone over to Veneer.
Veneer gasped.
"HOW THE SPICE DID YOU SNEAK YOUR PHONE IN?!"
"I slayed the guard."
Velvet replied.
"With your ✨SlAy✨"
Veneer slayed.
"No. WITH A SWORD STUPID!!!"
Velvet exclaimed.
"Why are you so evil?"
Veneer asked.
"BECAUSE BEING EVIL MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOOOOOOD!!!"
Velvet started floating in the air and an explosion of color appeared right before their eyes.
"FAME!!! I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER!!! I'M GONNA LEARN TO FLY!!!"
Velvet sang with the same voice that she sang with when they were sucking the life out of Floyd as all the prison cell doors opened.
"I FEEL IT COMING TOGETHER!!!"
She continued as the other prisoners started strutting along with Velvet through the prison halls.
Veneer, with a concerned look on his face, was just walking behind them.
"VELVET!!! WHAT THE CRIMP ARE YOU DOING!!!"
But Velvet ignored him.
"QUEEN TAY-TAY ISN'T GOING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS!!!"
"I don't care about what Queen Tay-Tay thinks of this."
Velvet replied.
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In another part of Mount Rageous, a news reporter was interviewing Taylor Swift.
Taylor was in fact crying.
"Why-WHY DID THEY DO THIS?! I GAVE THEM A TON OF ADVICE AND I ALMOST ASKED THEM TO RECORD A SONG WITH ME AND THEN I FOUND OUT THAT THEY'RE MURDERERS?!!!!"
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There was silence for a minute in the prison until Velvet started singing and dancing with the other prisoners.
"YOU GOTTA WORK! GOTTA WORK! GOTTA WOOOOOOOOOOORK!!!!!! WATCH ME WORK!!!!"
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THE BROZONE FAMILY
FanfictionTHESE ARE ALL ONESHOTS OF BROZONE, POPPY, AND VIVA BEING THE DEFINITION OF PURE CHAOS THESE ARE NOT CANON IN ANYWAY THESE WERE ALL WRITTEN BY A CHAOTIC FANGIRL WITH A INSANELY HUGE IMAGINATION I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS
