The Lesbian Tale of Bonnie & Clyde

Realizing

A giant smile spread across my face as I rolled over and listen to my girlfriend tell me of how she would break me out of jail. "So instead of your brother Terrell paying bond....... We won't lose any money if I just break you out." Nandi said as I put my phone on the charger. "Baby you got us sounding like we're Bonnie and Clyde." I replied as my face hurt from all the smiling. "No we're not them. We won't get caught." I thought back to that conversation while staring at my girlfriend of almost 3 years. She was sleeping hard while her hold around me was strong and protective.

Being in her arms made me feel loved and cared for. "Nandi." I whispered as my hand lazily ran through her hair. She didn't move at all.

The curtain to the room were open and the sun was extremely bright. Damn! What time is it? I have to make breakfast for Kynell.

"Bae get up. I have to make breakfast for your son." I said while trying to loosen her grip from around me. I heard her mumble something like 5 more minutes. My eyes squinted as I just stared at her.

I pryed her arm from around me and pushed her off the edge of the bed.

She's so going to get me when she wakes up. I thought as I grabbed one of her t-shirts and slipped it over my head.

Looking at the clock it was 8:30 on a Sunday morning. As I walked out of the room I saw Nandi still on the ground asleep. I tried to hold in my laughter as I walked into our 2 year old son's room. He slept just like his "daddy" but he was more adorable with his thumb in his mouth. "Kynell. Come one it's time to make breakfast." I said while rubbing his tummy to wake him up. He started to laugh because that was his tickle spot. "But mwe sweepy mommy." He said as i picked him up and he laid his head on my shoulder. "I know. I know but you need to eat we're going to church today with Grandma and Uncle Ricky and Uncle Darius and Uncle Relly and Aunt Destiny. Maybe that means you get to see your cousin Alexikai if your Aunt Niesha and Uncle Remy come." I had to give him the whole your family's gonna be there speech. He was spoiled by the whole family and he new it. I find it funny that when he was born Nandi wouldn't let anyone besides me or her hold him. Her and my mother got into an argument over him about how she has to share him with the whole family.

"Unc Cardwo comin?" He asked as he wiped his eyes while I sat him on the counter. I just nodded my head while pulling out eggs, turkey bacon, bread, and flour. "Mommy me wan juicey." He said while looking out the window above the sink. "Ok Nelly." I fixed his juice in a sippy cup and handed it to him. He instantly started to drink it as i grabbed bowls and heated the oven.

As I laid bacon in a pan I heard foot steps coming down the stairs. "Why is my little man drinking out of a sippy cup? My son is too old for this." was said in a groggy voice. "Dwaddyyy!" Kynell said as he jumped into Nandi's arms. I turned around as started laughing at what I saw. "What?" she asked as she put him on her shoulders.

"Its so adorable. Y'all are matching." I gushed as I put the bacon in the oven. They then both looked at each other and a smile spread across there face. I couldn't help but notice how much they look alike with the blue Batman boxers on and both shirtless. "Of course we're adorable. We're awesome." I just shook my head while seasoning the eggs and whisking them. Well now she's about to give my baby an ego.

"He's my twin. Of course we're both adorable and awesome." She bragged. I must admit they did look like. He had her light skin, mouth, eyes, and attitude while all the rest was just me. She sar him down in his high chair and rain her hair through his braids. "Dwaddy swtoppppp. Hursss." Kynell said while while frowning up. "I'm sorry. Mommy's about to take them down after we get dressed and eat. Destiny whatcha making?" she asked while wrapping her arms around my waist and kissing my neck.

"Pancakes, eggs, bacon, and cinnamon toast." I replied while mixing the pancake mix. "Do me a favor help him get dressed and you get dressed while I finish." I asked while walking out her arms to start the pancakes. "Ok I got you. Come on Ky. Let's go get ready." She said while picking him up and exiting the kitchen. Right on the bottom step the doorbell rung. "I got it beautiful."

Nandi rushed to the door with Kynell on her back and yelled "I'M COMING." The constant ringing didn't stop and i already knew it was. I heard the front door open and braced myself for the loud voice of my big sister. "Nandi yo big bald headed self need to hurry up it's hot as hell out her." Then a deep voice scolded her. "Don't be saying that around our nephew." I heard the footsteps approach the kitchen til I heard another high voice yell "Eww sis in law put on some clothes. Nobody wants to see that besides my twin." A laugh escaped me as I flipped a pancake.

"Bae your family here." Nandi said before heading upstairs. All of a sudden my kitchen filled with my brother and sisters. "Twin what you making us for breakfast?" my sister Destiny asked. I finished up the eggs and and put bread in the toaster. "Food." I retorted nonchalantly. "No shit Sherlock." my older sister Aniesha said while going in my fridge and pulling out grape juice. "Girl stop cursing around my son." I said while washing my hands. She just nodded and sat at the table next to her husband Remingtion. "Hey Remy." He saluted me back.

"Dude how did you not fuck her last night? She was all over you. That's a shame you can't even fuck a drunk girl." I laughed as I heard someone getting yelled at. "She passed out. Not my damn fault she can't handle her liquor." was muttered. "I'm ashamed to call you my older brother right now." the half Hispanic man said. "Hey Ricardo. Hey Darius." "Hey sis." Ricardo said. "Hey sissy." Darius answered looking grateful I stopped the impending argument. "Hey Des." I heard from behind the two.

"Hey Relly." I said excitedly. "I have to go get ready. Breakfast will be done in a minute." Rushing up the stairs, I mentally scanned my closet. I don't really want to dress up so I'll just wear jeans.

Once upstairs I walked into my closet and grabbed some faded skinny jeans, tan undershirt, and my sheer cheetah print top. I hurried into the bathroom and saw Nandi and Kynell looking in the mirror. Of course they were trying to match. "I'm about to hop in the showing and finish getting dressed. Everyone is downstairs waiting. Y'all both look nice."

Nandi arched her eyebrow and clarified "We don't look nice. We are sexy. Ain't that right Ky?" Kynell just nodded and was carried out the bathroom. "Hurry up. We're not going to eat without you." I ignored her as I stripped out of her t shirt and hopped into the shower. The steaming water felt good against my skin. Too bad I had to rush so I lathered up with my favorite rose scented soap and washed off. Quickly getting out i dried off and did the rest of my hygiene and quickly put on my clothes. After I put my clothes on I towel dried my hair so it can go back to being curly and turned to my shoe closet and grabbed my tan heels. I slipped them on and walked downstairs.

"Finally! We can eat." Aniesha said while putting bacon onto her pancake and making a sandwich.

"Oh hush Niesha Boo." I said while sitting next to Ricardo and Nandi. "Kynell don't waste anything on yourself." I said while cutting up my pancake."Its ok TeeTee. I got him."

"Alexikai? When you'd get her." I asked while eating. She just shrugged and fed Kynell.

"Man sis. I haven't eaten this good in awhile." Ricardo said while almost done with his plate. "She learned from the best." Nandi interrupted cockily. My hand accidentally met with her ribs. "Shut yo hair Carribean ass up." I retorted while sipping my juice.

"No cussing bae." I glared at her but it didn't do anything to her. "Don't look at me like that. You know you love daddy." I blushed from embarrassment as everyone else laughed. I flipped them all off. "Oh twin. We know you wanna fuck daddy." Destiny said. "Dude you're suppose to be my twin. How you gone say that." I threw a piece of toast at her.

My twin just laughed and said, "I love you Destiny."

This is my family. Lawd bless me