Script for your day! by marina
male homophobes be like: Omg. you like women? That is so gross!
Me: don't YOU like women?
Male homophobe: um....
Me: ha. Got ya.
Male homophobe: no! this is how god made me! This is how we are supposed to be!
Me: How do you know god exists?
Male homophobe: It... he does. It is against gods will to choose to love someone of the same sex!
Me: Doesn't god also say, love thy neighbor?
Male homophobe: well, yeah. But! Still...
Me: *smiles triumphantly*
Male homophobe: *glares*
