If I was a member of nct

Caught

HEYYY I'm back. I am officially grounded by taeyong and here is why 

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I slap Jaemin. "How dare you break it!"

He pouts, "I didn't mean too"

I feel a little sympathy, "I will forgive you but you have to hug me." 

Jaemin nods and he hugs me, I find this amusing that he actually hugged me. 

I hear my door open. Taeyong, Mark, and Yuta walk in.

I look them dead in the eyes and push Jaemin near the window. "Hey guys" 

Taeyong's mouth is wide open with shock.

I laugh, "It's not what it looks like" 

Taeyong is still shocked, "YOU ARE RELATED!"

I slap my head, "IVE MADE THIS SO CLEAR WE ARE NOT SIBLINGS!"

Mark joins in, "So your married?"

I want to slap Mark but he is innocent(ish). Yuta looks at me and then Jaemin. Yuta finally speaks, "I'm getting Jeno." Jaemin stands up fast and chases after Yuta, I start looking around the room.

"Look at the pretty light." I say hoping to change the subject.

Mark asks me, "Can I see the wedding ring?"

I look over at him, I am so close to throwing him. "Me and Jaemin aren't married or related, if you just let me explain." 

Taeyong drags me downstairs where the rest of the members are, "Explain" Taeyong says.

"I was yelling at Jaemin because he broke my nail." I look over at Jaemin threatening to throw him out a window with my eyes.

"Is that all?" Johnny asks.

"Yes" I respond

"Awhh I really shipped it." Johnny pouts. I run over to him and grabs him by the ear and walks over to the window.

"If you ship it you can go out the window" Behind me Mark is wheezing. Johnny looks terrified even though its a 1 foot drop out the window.

"OK OK I DON'T SHIP IT" I let go of his ear and walks over to Jaemin and grabs him.

Jaemin knows what I'm gonna do. I open the window and throws him out. Mark and Yangyang are wheezing. Haechan is dying and Jeno walks to the window to see Jaemin pretending to be dead outside laying on the floor.