Timothy's POV (narrator)
Jinx and Alexas were walking down the hall. When suddenly Alexas was shoved to the ground from behind and all of her papers scattered. Jaxxon laughed. He was about to kick her, when Jinx stepped in the way. "Pick on someone your own size will ya!?" She growled. Holding her fists way to close to his face for comfort. He held his hands up and took a step backwards. He had a devilish look in his eyes. "Hey it's not my fault she's a dirty atheist." Jinx was not amused and quite frankly neither was Alexas. Jinx helped Alexas up. "And it's not our fault, that we have to look at your ugly face everyday." Jaxxon looked astonished. "Did she really just come back at me? Feisty!" He thought. Jaxxon hadn't noticed he had been staring at Jinx while he thought. "Take a picture it lasts longer." With that Jinx helped Alexas gather her stuff back up and walk back towards their dorm. "What does that jerk think he's doing anyway. Pushing us around!" Jinx commented. "Yeah he's not the boss of us." Stated Alexas. "We should get revenge!" Jinx said. "Yeah we should!" Alexas yelled in reply. "I CALL PUTTING A SNAKE IN HIS LUNCHBOX!" Jinx yelled. "I CALL TELLING THE UGLIEST GIRL IN SCHOOL HE LIKES HER!" Alexas yelled and Jinx laughed. "WELL I CALL TELLING CHELSEA (Most famous girl in school) THAT HE HAS A SMALL PENIS!" Jinx yelled and laughed evilly. "Lets do this shiz." Alexas said. Jinx and Alexas then proceeded to bro fist.
(Next day)
"This is your announcers speaking and we have a very important announcement specifically for Chelsea Lee- Hobbins to know; Jaxxon Michaels has a small dick. We're talking like baby dick. Like 3 inches." Jinx and Alexas stated pretending to be the principal and vice principal. "When you say small like 3 inches, do you mean when it's soft or hard?" Chelsea bluntly asked. "Hard!!." Alexas and Jinx said in perfect unison. "Ewww his should be named baby dick." Chelsea laughed. "NO I DO NOT!" Jaxxon screamed angrily. People were chanting "Baby dick, baby dick, baby dick!" Jaxxon blushed before he ran out but the crowd followed. Jinx and Alexas giggled menacingly.
Sorry if it sucks but ya know what: too fucking bad. I will try to update as soon as I can but I'm not a miracle worker. Qotd: What lyrics are these?
If I showed with a plane ticket and a shiny diamond ring with your name on it, would you wanna run away to? Cause all I really want is you.
