You wake up after the long night of intimate events with your thighs pumping and your poosay burning. You look to roll over to face the other side of the bed to be met by floyds soft grasp. He pulls you in closer so that you can feel his soft warm chest and his heart beating softly.
"mmmMMmph mornin beautiful". He breathes out as he shifts his position slightly. Floyd out of nowhere grasps your plump ass cheeks and kisses you on the head while laughing sleepy. He sits up on the bed. "Now you wait here, ill go and cook you up the best breakfast you've ever had" "MmmMph", i sleepy reply. Floyd took that as a yes and stode of to the kitchen to make some scrambled eggs and some orange juice for his love.
While floyd is gone you slowly drift back to sleep.
You are falling dramatically through a dark red sky filled with cold grey clouds, you crash in the middle of the dark red desert under the blood stained sky. Hovering down from the bright red blood moon is non other than the legendary papa smurf with his hard rock abbs, and lary the cucumber, from the veggietale universe, wearing shnazy used vegan condom as a night cap. "Hello mortal being, for i am larry the cucumber, your irrational actions will have unspeakable consequences, and i should know, because i once fuck a little girl and got her pregnant, she wanted to use me for "Practice" But i failed as a cucumber and couldnt resist cumming in her. Soon after that she became pregnant, once she gave birth, she didnt survive, the mutated human/ cucumber child was too much for her to take, our son didnt make it after 2 hours in the ICU, until this very day i still mourn the loss of my son, and my 12 year old wife." Lary began to sob. "Dont do it master, dont go through with it, the safety of all of humanity lays in your hands, dont you give birth to that thing. I MEAN IT.!" Pappa smurf stared me dead in the eyes. "I-" I stammered. "Get rid of that monster you two have created. For all of our sakes." Those where pappas final words before he pulled down his pants and pulled out his willy, gave it a flick to get it started, then it started spinning like a helicopter and he took flight back into the red sky. You turned behind you and realised that all your clothes had been removed and lary had a strap on right at the entrance of your poosay hole and licking his lips. "UHMMMM EXCUSE ME!?" You yelled. "This is your dream kid" Larry said as he disintegrated.
Suddenly the world turned black. You woke up to floyds hand resting gently on your shoulder to rouse you from your sleep. What was that dream? Could i really be pregnant with floyds kid? How!? Hows that even possible!? "Fl- Floyd?" You stammer. "Yes beautiful?" He replies putting the breakfast he made fot you on the table beside your bed. "What if what we did.... Do you think its possible? Do you think theres any sort of chance you mkight have.... Impregnated me?" Floyd stares at you with wide eyes and mouth gaped open. "I-" he stammers. He then turns his head the other direction with his knuckles over his mouth. "Surley not, im a troll and your a human, its not possible right? So im sure its nothing to worry about." Floyd tries to reassure you when in reality, hes trying to reassure himself. "Here, have some of your breakfast, you must be hungry" Floyd gestures with his eyes over to the food that only has small amount of steam coming off indicating that it had cooled down. He picks up a bit of egg with the fork and brings it up to your mouth, you open and eat the soft piece of egg and feel as the flafours melt on your tongue. You just hope to god that its not true.
2 weeks later, you feel really nauseous for no reason, you're a week late, and feeling extra tired. Enough was enough, it was time to accept to truth. "FLOYD!" You yell from the floor where you stumbled because of your dizziness. Floyd runs into the room glancing around assessing the situation. "Oh my gosh what happened!? Are you ok!?, here let me help you up" He says as he kneels down to the floor to pick you up. He sits you on branches grandmas old chair and you feel your vision and mind coming back to you.
"Floyd..... You're- you're gonna be a dad."
