Eric X Wendy(Candy)

*opening theme starts.*

Les: "I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time."

Kyle and Stan: "Friendly faces everywhere, Humble folks without temptation."

Les: "going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind."

Eric: "Ample parking day and night, people sprouting "HOWDY NEIGHBOUR."

Les: "going down to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind."

Kenny*muffled.*: "I like girls with big huge tittes, I wanna stick my dick in them when I'm older."

Les: "So come on down to South Park and meet some friends."

*Opening theme ends.*

*We open at South Park elementary on a Wednesday on midday, it's lunchtime and Stan is putting some stuff in his locker as Kyle and Kenny stand there.*

Kyle: "So Stan, me and Kenny we're coming to your house after school today to hangout and play video games right?."

Kenny*muffled.*: "Yeah man. It's going to be awesome dude. Just us guys. Cartman says he doesn't feel like playing with us today. So it's just going to be us three."

Stan: "Yeah sure why not. I don't often hangout with you guys sometimes so sure why not. I'll see you at mine later today."

*As they talk Wendy Testaburger comes up to Stan.*

Wendy: "Umm. Hey Stanley."

Stan: "Oh hi Wendy. What's sup?."

Wendy: "Ohh Not much Stanley. Um. Hey. Listen Stan, can we talk in private for a sec please? I need to tell you something. Kyle, Kenny. can you guys give us a moment here please?."

Kyle: "Sure Wendy. Well. Good luck Stan."

Kenny*muffled*: "Yeah Stan, see you later man."

*Kyle and Kenny then leave giving Stan and Wendy some alone time to talk.*

Stan: "So Wendykins, what do you wanna talk about Wendy?."

Wendy*sighs.*: "Look Stan. There's no easy way to say this too you. But. I'm breaking up with you Stan. for good this time. I'm sorry Stanley."

Stan*face drops in sadness.*: "Wait What? What do you mean Wendy. What do you mean you're breaking up with me? Your breaking up with me again?."

Wendy: "Look. Listen Stanley I'm so sorry Stanley to do this. I'm really am sorry Stan, and the reason I'm breaking up with you is, because well I feel like we don't hang out as much anymore. You're always spending more time with your friend Kyle more. And I just kinda lost my love for you Stan. I'm sorry Stanley. But I hope you will find someone new like, like I will. Please don't call me or text me Stanley."

Stan*quickly giving her a big hug while crying.*: "No. No no no no no Wendy. Please don't leave me again. Please Wendy I love you. Don't leave me again Wendy, you're the love of my life. Please don't leave me again."

Wendy*comforting him trying to make him feel better.*: "Look Stan, I'm sorry Stan. I am sorry. I'm very truly sorry Stan, look I know it's not you, it's me, your not the problem, nothing you do is wrong. It's just how I feel right now Stan, look, for you I'll give you last big kiss goodbye for you. And to make sure you don't forget I'll make it two long minutes for you*gives Stan one last kiss on the lips that lasts for 2 minutes.* there you go. That's something so you'll never forget me. Well. Goodbye forever Stanley Marsh. Again, I'm sorry. I'm so very sorry Stanny bear."

*As Wendy leaves we then see inside Stan's body as we see his heart has been broken into a million, billion tiny little pieces.*

Stan*hand over his heart, crying.*: "Ow, oww, owww, owww. Mom. Mom. My heart, it hurts. Not again. Oww. My heart is broken again. Oww. It hurts. Well. Back to being Goth for me again. Good thing I keep my goth stuff in my bag, I always keep my black hat, black shirt that says "Nevermore", black pants, black fingerless gloves, black eye liner, black nail polish, cigarettes and coffee in case if this ever happens again. Well time to join the Goth kids again. Good thing with the cigarette I took some of my dad's weed and rolled them into cigarette."