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Quokka🐹

freckles💞: bitch I'm so horny and bored tell me something to doooooooo.

quokka🐹: tf am i supposed to do? give you a handjob?

freckles💞: YES PLEASEEE

quokka🐹: ....

freckles💞: SO IS THAT A YES HOLD ON I'M COMING OVER!

quokka🐹: BITCH THAT'S A NO AND STAY AWAY FROM ME

freckles💞: ugh fine but give me something to do

quokka🐹: how about you go text a random person and not me okay? okay!

freckles💞: always so rude to me 😞

quokka🐹: boy get out of my dms

quokka🐹 is offline

felix thinks for a bit what to do he was horny and he felt this goofyness come inside of him so he took han’s advice and decided to text a unknown person

random

felix: whoever you are i want you to know that I'm very horny right now

unknown: ...?

felix: oh shit you actually replied well uh hi.... I'm felix i was just playing around...

unknown: so you are not horny?

felix: depends are you a man or a woman?

unknown: I'm whoever you want to be

felix: bitch that does not answer my question.

unknown: fine I'm a man

felix: then I'm definitely horny.
seen

felix: uh hello?
seen

felix: okay i see how it is
seen

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