Two dumb blonds

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I see this blond girl, everyone's surrounding her, I see another, with nobody and is around her, ha! Dats why dumb blinds with no luscious locks get girrrl! You be blind as a bat bish! I seemed to love her though, oh, that's because we were besties, we went to third grade together and we had a band. Yeah, lol. We wrote awesome songs like, "THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND, ROUND AND ROUND, ROUND AND ROUND, THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND, AND RUN OVER THE KID!" We were amazing song writers eh? Lolz! The other one is saying things like "lacrosse was so amazing! I got 1 goal! I mean, yeah, Riley got 8 but, ya know, I'm better! Hahahaha!" that bish! You suck arse! She also went to my third grade class, and my second, and first, and kindergarten, but I still despise her!

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