*shows friend a magcon pic*
Friend:Aww there are all cute! Wait except f-
Me:Finish that sentence and I will chop off your head
Friend: you dare me?
Me: go ahead :)
Friend: ALL OF THEM ARE UGLY
*a while later*
Mom: how the hell did your friend die In front of you?
Me: she deserves it
Mom:.......
Me:..........
