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thanks, Depressoespresso for these! this isnt dead im just lazy af
note: this is an au where everyone is friends and no mroe conficts
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first ask: no more mecenaries
victim: hmm, nope! theyll totally kick the ass of whoever kidnapped them hehe
second ask: tdl forgive tco?
tdl: uhh, yeah, i did already. plus... i guess it was partially my fault, not that ill admit it-
third ask: tco realization??
tco: ... yes, i know. you dont need to bring it up again.
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first dare: tdl bakes salt
tdl: last time i tried to bake... i stabbed the kitchen cuz i got so mad.... lets try again!!!
tdl: *gets the ingredients, but replaces sugar with salt* >:333
tdl: cracking the eggs into a bowl!!! *throws a couple of eggs into a bowl, eggshells and all.*
tdl: cocai- i mean flour and the butter, and oil!! and salt *puts too much of all the stuff and starts mixing*
tdl: hmm what did i miss? nothing ig *dumps mixture into a cake plate and throws into oven, sets it to 6 hours to bake at 1000 fahrenheit*
tdl: time for frosting *gets more eggs and smashs into a bowl, and then whips it for long enough to make some sort of demonically sharp frosting with bits of egg yolk.* perfect
tdl: hmmmm i will make it red. *puts so much red food coloring it looks like fluffy blood* yum
tdl: i stole this little sugar spiders too hehe
*timeskip*
tdl: wow cake is ready *pulls a burnt looking cake out* mmm
tdl: *takes frosting and dumps it on the cake. then sprinkles sugar spiders* beautiful
tdl: hey guys
hollowheads: what
tdl: cake
hollowheads: AW HELL NAW
tdl: pls i swear i followed all the steps this time
tsc: oh, i will try then
tdl: *puppy eyes at tco and vic*
tco: .... fine
vic: ughghghhgh i guess i will then too
*the tsc tco vic try the cake*
tsc: HELP WHAT BGLKEJGHKHSJ *vomits and then dies*
tco: EWW VOMIT *explodes /j* *he dies*
tdl: *looks at vic*
vic: ..... wow um.. its good? *they cant really die again and his tastebuds are dulled* *secretly vomits* im totally gonna tell the mercs to blow up this cake later
tdl: YIPPPEEEEEEEEEE
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second dare: tsc gets no sleep
*midnight*
tsc: *zzzzsss after eating that horrendous cake*
tsc: *zzz*
*his room door creaks open*
red: hhehee
blue: sshhh dont wake him
green: i have the goods *music gear*
yellow: noise amplifier i stole from tdl so i couild tinker with *sound amplifier*
blue: *takes the stuff and puts it next to tsc's ears (??ears??)*
green: *chooses the misery x cpr x reesepuffs (idk this lol) playlist*
