wilbjr soot mugged my heart

Two years later

-I permanently moved to brighton to be closer to my beloved wilbur. Actually i moved in with him almost immediately because we're practically soul mates and nothing can keep us apart, ahaha.

Wilbur got me into every one of Lovejoy's gigs, and little does he know, but i always use the show as an excuse to mug people. Wilbur thinks the reason we always have a few hundred more pounds after a show is because i'm selling handmade merch, which is adorable of him. He's such a pookie i love him so much grrrrrr!! UwU

Wilbur got used to my weird little habits pretty quickly too, he always lets me bite his arm while we watch movies together and sometimes he even bites me back! >///////<

-and ome dateful day, wilbur decided to take me out on a cutesy tootsy little date. he todl me that it was a surpirsie and i couelnt know wehre we were going so he bilindfolded me!

this is litterally my favorite activity.

"buffle scruff, we are almost there"

he told me in his crunchy british accent.

i was siting in the passengers seat with the blind on.

"okay rumple huff!"

i replied, in my cutesy uwu girl voice.

ecenticilusslly we arrived at the desitination.

he came to my side of the car and opened it.

"san pedro cactus, we are here"

he took my blindfold off and i BLINKED to adjust to the lighting."

it was... it was.... a twilight museum!!

my favorite movie!!

"omg! wilebrug! you didnt have to dod this! im screaming!"

i said to him, blushif wildly!

"its no biggie squishmallow.... i do whay i gotta do"

-"This must have cost so much to get in here!" I screeched, my cheeks red from excitement

Wilbur giggled. "Not rly bbg don't worry bout it."

I wasnt planning on worrying about it though, all i wanted to see were those stupid little wax sculptures of the love triangle characters in twilight. Edward was my favorite, maybe i would buy something of him (or the whole museum TEEHEE)

I grabbed wilbur's sleeve and dragged him inside as quickly as i could, trying not to shove past people. 

"Look Wilkins, its a lifesized version of bella's dad!" (CHARLIE MY BOO-soap) I screamed, pointing at the sculpture.

Wilrbur nodded like he knew what i was talking about. Im pretty sure he has no knowledge of these movies even though i've watched them wtuh him about a million nad a hald times!

-hr probably didnt pay any anttentiont when we watched it... or he did and he's trying to be cool sbout it ! maybe he loves twilight too....(>.<)y-~

i spotted the edwsrd wX statut, and practically BOLTED LIKE THE FUCKING FLASH TO IT. yeah. i LOVE edwrado.

i looekd at the stature with love ein my eyes.

"look, wildlife, EDWARDO !!"

wildbro walked ovrr and eyed the wax figure down...

"Wilbraham, dont be jelpiss OF WAC EDWARDO. HE IS JUST A Wax statue?🥺"

he growled at the state, his eyes dark and PRIMAL... like primal kitchen primal. yk what i mean. yeah you know.

"wilbra.... he's just a statire.... its okays..."