Lil Mabu's been fucking the dead bodies at his father's funeral home for years.
His parents knew all along about their mentally ill son's ungodly desires for necromancy, but instead of getting him professional help, they've just been covering for him and sweeping his heinous crimes under the rug.
It was a bold accusation.
One of the boldest you had ever heard in all of your years as a reporter!
One that made you stop mid sip of your morning coffee, and sit it down on your office desk in front of you, right next to a box of stale chocolate hearts.
You had heard all sorts of crazy shit over the last few years about Lil Mabu.....but this one was certainly the craziest.
"Proof?" You asked the old man on the phone who had called your station with the breaking news tip on Valentine's Day.
The man claimed to be a former janitor who used to work for the DeLuca funeral home before he was unjustly fired for voicing his concerns about Mabu's alarming behavior.
The whistleblower said he knew someone was raping the dead bodies after the wakes, but he didn't realize it was Lil Mabu until he caught him fucking a dead woman on a secret camera he had hidden.
The man was willing to sell you the video he recorded for twenty five thousand dollars.
You successfully haggled the extortionist down to just $2,500 by lying that you already had several other videos of Mabu engaging in sexual relations with dead bodies at different morgues around the country.
It was a successful lie that earned you the exclusive sale.
You sent the money via Zelle and then immediately opened the video the man sent you in return to see if it was real.
You didn't have the highest expectations.
You had been promised exclusive crazy footage of celebrities before and always gotten ripped off when sending the money first.....but you got lucky this time because the sex tape was real.
You were an expert on deepfakes and this video was obviously authentic.
It was a crystal clear video of Mabu slipping into the room at the funeral home and locking the door behind him.
The young lady with the large breasts in the casket never stood a chance.
Mabu didn't even bother taking her corpse out of her coffin.
He just pulled his pants down and climbed into the open casket on top of her!
It was a graphic video....
You could clearly see Mabu's erect cock stretching in and out of the dead woman's loose blue vagina.
He even stopped thrusting just to take a picture of his dick inside of her pussy.
That sick fuck didn't even have the human decentcy to pull out of her when he reached his climax after just two minutes of frantic deep thrusts - as he kept glancing over at the locked room door...... presumingly making sure it stayed locked as he got his rocks off.
He bit his bottom lip and groaned in pleasure, his eyes briefly rolling back into his head as he finally begun to cum inside of her....
He filled her up with so much of his semen, that you could see it spilling out of her stretched open pussy hole, when he finally did pull out.
He didn't bother to clean his sperm out of her.
He took another picture of her gooey cum filled hole, before he just pulled her underwear back up and fixed her dress.
Then he climbed out of the casket and went along about his day, like he hadn't done anything wrong.
You decided not to release Mabu's sex tape to the world.
Not yet anyway.
You planned on blackmailing the DeLuca's with the video.
So you brought a cheap throw away phone, downloaded a random text app, and sent the video to Lil Mabu's father - demanding a five hundred thousand dollar payment- or you'll release the video to the public.
He sent you the money - without a word- just ten minutes later.
You thanked him for his business and then blocked him.
Afterward, you sent the same video to Mabu's mother - demanding five hundred thousand to keep the video away from the public.
She too, sent you the hush money.
She tried to call you - probably to beg you not to ruin her little boy's life- but you didn't bother answering and just blocked her too.
Then it was time to reach out to Mabu.
You sent him the video too......this time demanding two million dollars for your silence.
He must not have had the money, because after trying unsuccessfully to call you nearly a hundred times in a row, he finally sent you text paragraph after paragraph cussing you out and threatening to murder you and your whole family.
He said you fucked with the wrong one and you were about to "find out"
You weren't scared at all.
Instead you just increased the price.......demanding five million for the video to stay in the dark.
You never actually had plans to shelf the tape.
You planned, all along, to release the tape anyway after getting the money.
You waited 3 whole hours, giving him time to send the money.....but he still refused to send you the five million.
He wouldn't even send you the two million you initially asked for.
In fact, you never got a single penny from Lil Mabu.
You were actually locking up your office and leaving work for the day, when you got a text from the whistleblower.
You didn't bother opening it until you got to your car.
It was a picture of some old man dead on the ground with a bullet hole in the back of his head.
There was a bloody "Happy Valentine's Day" balloon tied around his throat so tight his eyes had bulged out.
You deleted the message - but immediately got a phone call from him.
You answered it annoyed, "- I only report on breaking celebrity news scandals - not no name murders! I don't even know who that is!"
"....He used to work for my Dad." Lil Mabu's voice said from the other end of the phone. "I know he sent you something that doesn't belong to you. You delete it and we're good."
You weren't going to let this little punk threaten you!
"Are you gonna send me my five million dollars now?" You asked.
"-NAH FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING DELETE IT OR I'LL KILL YOUR BITCH ASS JUST LIKE I KILLED -"
You hung up and blocked him.
Then you published his necrophilia sex tape to your breaking news TikTok account and went straight to Applebee's for a romantic Valentine's dinner date with a hired escort.
